In this thread, give me and pingu a description of what your "type" is. This can include everything from looks to personality or anything in between, and me and pingu will give you the best match we can think of on Epicmafia.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY 100% BAIT. THEREFORE, I WILL DO WHAT I LIKE IN A GIRL.
Must have dark hair. Preferably Latina. White girl only if she plays sports. Legs are CRUCIAL. As in, she has nice legs. Not just that she have legs in general.
That isn't going to do. Let's try women. I dig big booty hoes who don't mind flaunting what God gave them. Someone who will spit it on my gut and slurp that s.hit back up. Maybe she'll even take it in the butt. Someone I could f.uck for an hour before giving a golden shower.
Korean/Asian 5'8 Very good sense of humour/banter - hardly takes anything seriously (don't give me a sensitive one) Dark hair Kinda pale but not too pale Good fashion sense.. I want all those hoes to be jealous
My name is Tatami, I'm 19 years old, I'm socially awkward and have never really felt like I could connect with others on a deeper level. I am a perennial academic underachiever with no long term career prospects. I have no realistic hopes and dreams.
What I do have however are mafia skills. I'm looking for a partner in crime, the godfather to my nilla in Basic Variant, the cop to my doctor. I want someone who makes every game opposing a challenge and every game together a breeze. At minimum should be a consistent 57%er across multiple accounts.
I go for tall lanky men with red circles around their eyes, blood stained tank tops, sweatpants below their underwear and underwear below their crack. Facial tattoos are preferred. Someone who I know will take control of me.
