no u a hoe

u a hoe

Post a pic and we'll have some barbecue alright

*whips out marshmallows.*

You look like Timmy from South Park

i struggle to remember who you are every time you post

potato man?

You tall for nothing potato man lookin a$s ugly backstreet boy wannabe

You seem like the type of person to log onto epic mafia and make a thread asking for people to roast him

No

your schlong couldn't get enough attention from the girls (and boys?) in real life so you had to flaunt it on epicmafia.com

not a banned user but you should

Hahahaha

Also, the same thing applies to the distance between your head and your shoulders because you have a giraffe-level neck

If you were to jump the distance between your ego to your IQ level you would die from the impact