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Confess old EM sins

over 8 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

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i cheated, four times, all with moxie. it's why she left
over 8 years

Peta says


Corruption says

Though the funniest one is probably when Josh & I banned silvermist & opoker for cheating based solely off their win percentages together without reading a single game.


Hahahahaha what


yes it's true, we were like, look at those percentages and look who it is, cheating f*cks. banned.
over 8 years
Back in the day when I claimed I "mishammered".. it wasn't true (¬‿¬)
over 8 years
THEY META ABUSED THEY DESERVED IT
over 8 years

Corruption says

Though the funniest one is probably when Josh & I banned silvermist & opoker for cheating based solely off their win percentages together without reading a single game.


Hahahahaha what
over 8 years

Corruption says

I suppose I regret Adsense, being part of the account hacking crap originally, the constant trolling of mods pretending there were leaks when 90% of the time I was just making educated guesses. Just about everything I ever did on this site, really. I don't even remember half of it which is probably even worse.

Though the funniest one is probably when Josh & I banned silvermist & opoker for cheating based solely off their win percentages together without reading a single game.


LMAOOOOO oh god I forgot about that
over 8 years
I suppose I regret Adsense, being part of the account hacking crap originally, the constant trolling of mods pretending there were leaks when 90% of the time I was just making educated guesses. Just about everything I ever did on this site, really. I don't even remember half of it which is probably even worse.

Though the funniest one is probably when Josh & I banned silvermist & opoker for cheating based solely off their win percentages together without reading a single game.
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JM123 says

I have a big confession

The HELL YEAH strat is actually not a legitimate strategy

(the hooker still gets shot every time tho)


that is a lie.. everytime i shot after HELL YEAH, i hit the nilla
over 8 years
I have a big confession

The HELL YEAH strat is actually not a legitimate strategy

(the hooker still gets shot every time tho)
over 8 years
over 8 years
Oh yeah, I also feel bad for trolling projectmatt so hard.
over 8 years

AdrenalineMime says


Peta says

I feel bad that Jack, Cirno, and I, and whoever else was in the MSN chat, pressured AMime to refund one of Voltron's games and thereby yield Jack silver at exactly midnight on the last night of that round. But I don't feel too bad because it was hilarious.


i have the logs.


Post them pls.
over 8 years

pamda says

I regret throwing against thegeneral2112


I regret throwing against pamda.
over 8 years

Peta says

I feel bad that Jack, Cirno, and I, and whoever else was in the MSN chat, pressured AMime to refund one of Voltron's games and thereby yield Jack silver at exactly midnight on the last night of that round. But I don't feel too bad because it was hilarious.


i have the logs.
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I regret throwing against thegeneral2112
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Bigpock says


Bigpock says

I regret nothing





I regret
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Bigpock says

I regret nothing

over 8 years

Peta says


Bumpers says

I thought of the Google Adsense removal, I just didn't enact it.

EM was flooded with underrage image trading during my first stint of admin and I should have done more about it rather than banning users.

I requested to be admin a third time despite my attention clearly being divided.

I was too harsh on Crypto, Gary and Super over mod account hackings

I should not have listened to dox requests.




Huh? I wasn't involved in this.


I think he mixed you up with Riot
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Matt12 says

I regret nothing


yes i do
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ur safe under arcbells wing he will protect you
over 8 years
No one who has confessed in this thread has had any action taken against their account. Just gonna throw that out there.
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if i dont expose myself how will i make a living
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There is a saying that if you are not exposed don't expose yourself
over 8 years
I regret nothing
over 8 years

EtherealFan says


fair says

this one time I posted goatse in sandbox


Original as hell


Should you really still be posting on this account?