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Confess old EM sins

almost 10 years

After a certain amount of time passes, no one cares that you did bad things on Epicmafia. I'm living proof of that. Confess your old sins.

If you'd like to confess anonymously, you can PM father Arcbell with your sins, and I will in turn post to this thread with no name attached. I have sworn a holy oath to keep these confessions from judging eyes.

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O crap sims is shacky
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i want to fight sims
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There was this one time Sachy and Shacky screwed up giving Matt12 a trophy thus pushing Giga to 4th place even though he deserved a trophy. I think Shacky got demodded over the incident but idk if anyone knew about it
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losing is half the fun
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Sims says

i also wanted to fight josh. still do actually.


good luck have fun
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Sims says

i also wanted to fight josh. still do actually.


Buddy, you name the sizzlers of your choice, and we'll fight in the alley behind it.
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Sims says

i also wanted to fight josh. still do actually.


but you would lose =(
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heres another confession: i feel no guilt about getting heisenberg banned and making sure he didnt know who outted him for nearly a year. thanks so much matt, for hiding the evidence and being a true friend. thanks to arcbell for trolling heisenberg and pretending owen/soda17 outted him

edit: https://epicmafia.com/report/86106
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i also wanted to fight josh. still do actually.
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projectmatt says

also when i found out that josh was still alive, i was incredibly pissed off and wanting to fight him, but everyone else seemed to be ok with him lying about it, so i just got over it.


dont worry Matthew I too was f*cked off
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projectmatt says

also when i found out that josh was still alive, i was incredibly pissed off and wanting to fight him, but everyone else seemed to be ok with him lying about it, so i just got over it.


you know, i feel like with EM, whatever the rest of people are feelin is what everyone else feels. its kinda like reddit where if you go against the hivemind you just look really bad, cringey and an anti cj-er which is probably why josh basically got no flack. everyone who really loved him was just too happy to gaf in such a way where they get mad
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Venus says


projectmatt says

i grs'd this one time and got reported for it, but i denied it and got no violation, which i felt guilty for.

i also troll hammered a few times to make ppl angry.

sometimes i would mod reports based on who i liked/disliked.

also back like 2 years ago i used to be way too emotionally invested in this site and i had a sincere emotional stake in what was happening/the people on it. i was very mad at quite a few people.

but then i realized that this website is dumb


you did reports?


pls sachy i did at LEAST 10 per time i was modded
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also when i found out that josh was still alive, i was incredibly pissed off and wanting to fight him, but everyone else seemed to be ok with him lying about it, so i just got over it.
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projectmatt says

i grs'd this one time and got reported for it, but i denied it and got no violation, which i felt guilty for.

i also troll hammered a few times to make ppl angry.

sometimes i would mod reports based on who i liked/disliked.

also back like 2 years ago i used to be way too emotionally invested in this site and i had a sincere emotional stake in what was happening/the people on it. i was very mad at quite a few people.

but then i realized that this website is dumb


you did reports?
almost 10 years
i grs'd this one time and got reported for it, but i denied it and got no violation, which i felt guilty for.

i also troll hammered a few times to make ppl angry.

sometimes i would mod reports based on who i liked/disliked.

also back like 2 years ago i used to be way too emotionally invested in this site and i had a sincere emotional stake in what was happening/the people on it. i was very mad at quite a few people.

but then i realized that this website is dumb
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Vedd says

I have a pastebin compiled with evidence of pamda cheating. I'll post it on the last day of the round


Waiting for it.
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I have a pastebin compiled with evidence of pamda cheating. I'll post it on the last day of the round
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You're such a boring person pamda!

No confessions, no dirt :(
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pamda says

My real name isn't Pamela.


I confess I lied about this. My name is actually Pamela.
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I was actually banned for a confession I made in this thread btw

Glad to have Edark as my saviour
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Peta says


Corruption says

Though the funniest one is probably when Josh & I banned silvermist & opoker for cheating based solely off their win percentages together without reading a single game.


Hahahahaha what


IIRC one round when opoker ran, he had a brilliant win % with her, and her % was terrible with him. The next round, silvermist ran and it was the other way around. So we just went "well they're obviously throwing for each other" and banned them.


Good times.
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Shrub says

socialise

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ABC didn't really hack my account.
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i regret telling tatami how to socialise.

F'CK tatami
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Greninja says

i cheated, four times, all with moxie. it's why she left


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