over 8 years

how to cope with the fact that insects exist in this world? i just saw a huge biatch in my sink and i just want to hide in my room until my mother handles it. thanks in advance

over 8 years
I haven't entered my living room for 2 days because of a grasshopper. My roommate is out of town. I'm considering moving out.
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Forrest says


poser says

cockroaches in the bathroom literally sounds horrifying oh god how to even take a bubble bath??





i laughed so hard
over 8 years

mindful says


Irreverent says

become a mermaid. no insects under the sea.


you don't know enough about science


my bad, mermaids aren't safe either.
over 8 years

Irreverent says

become a mermaid. no insects under the sea.


you don't know enough about science
over 8 years


i spent 10 minutes on this
over 8 years
become a mermaid. no insects under the sea.
over 8 years

Sonrio says

why do we still have mosquitoes. every time im trying to sleep i hear a buzz at my ear and proceed to throw a fit


i sleptwith ear muffs for two years bc of this
over 8 years
why do we still have mosquitoes. every time im trying to sleep i hear a buzz at my ear and proceed to throw a fit
over 8 years
Do a Ricky Gervais bathtub pic
over 8 years
LMFAO NICE PIC
over 8 years
I HATE THE PEOPLE WHO PUT THE NAPKIN IN UR FACE OH MY GOD LITERALLY WOULD KICK SOMEONE IF THEY DID THAT TO ME RIGHT NOW nOoooooooooooo #NOcockroachesmatter
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poser says

cockroaches in the bathroom literally sounds horrifying oh god how to even take a bubble bath??


over 8 years
forrest, my mental health is more important than the environment. sorry not sorry. if your dad used to play around and throw a dead cockroach at you just for lolz over and over when you were a kid, you would understand how and why i feel this way about the cockroaches
over 8 years
cockroaches in the bathroom literally sounds horrifying oh god how to even take a bubble bath??
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poser says

i was thinking maybe go on amazon and buy some fake dead ones so that i could dangle them around my door as a warning sign to not come in

and btw, you must not know how girls pee, considering everytime i've tried to pee in something other than a toilet i've 100% been wrong about my stream the first time


Lmfaoooooooooo
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mindful says

buy a bug sprayer for you to keep in your bedroom. i always carry it with me every time i go to the bathroom at late night

#cockroachphobiaproblems


This is bad for the environment though, do you not care about polar bears and penguins?
over 8 years
i was thinking maybe go on amazon and buy some fake dead ones so that i could dangle them around my door as a warning sign to not come in

and btw, you must not know how girls pee, considering everytime i've tried to pee in something other than a toilet i've 100% been wrong about my stream the first time
over 8 years
buy a bug sprayer for you to keep in your bedroom. i always carry it with me every time i go to the bathroom at late night

#cockroachphobiaproblems
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4eYhVV1jpU

this channel rly helped me appreciate insects and i hope it does the same for u
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I've watched an episode or two of Bear Grylls so I think you can trust me on this one
over 8 years
i think about death everyday
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I don't know anything about bugs, but urine is probably a bug repellant so maybe if you pee around your door they'll leave you alone.
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If you finish the Pepsi then you'd have a bottle to relieve yourself into.
over 8 years
this literally feels like the only solution until further notice, im stuck in my room with diet pepsi and no advil, i don't really have a pot to pee in if things get really bad so basically i'm boned
over 8 years
you die