[7/17/16, 7:34:01 PM] Jeff: "WAIT Wtf r we doing now we won't have a car tomorrow" [7/17/16, 7:34:16 PM] Jeff: And ur like "I want to go to San Francisco tomorrow to see it too" [7/17/16, 7:34:30 PM] Jeff: So we decide to turn back around and bike back to thenfuck*ng car [7/17/16, 7:34:46 PM] Jeff: We get to the house again and we open the door to bike back through (???) [7/17/16, 7:34:54 PM] Jeff: And there's a guy home [7/17/16, 7:35:09 PM] Jeff: And he is dressed in those hazmat suits if u know what I mean [7/17/16, 7:35:16 PM] Jeff: Like an astronaut kinda thing [7/17/16, 7:35:51 PM] Jeff: And we are like "fk man we are just biking through I f*king promise we aren't robbing you we're already biked through here earlier" [7/17/16, 7:36:24 PM] Jeff: And think of his house like a triangle like we walk in front door and we are bottom center [7/17/16, 7:36:33 PM] Jeff: He was top right in the kitchen [7/17/16, 7:36:41 PM] Jeff: And back door was top left [7/17/16, 7:37:10 PM] Jeff: So like and upside down triangle and we were at the singular point [7/17/16, 7:37:12 PM] Jeff: Anyways [7/17/16, 7:37:25 PM] Jeff: So we go to bike to his back door [7/17/16, 7:37:37 PM] Jeff: And while we were he walked to it also and we met at it [7/17/16, 7:37:51 PM] Jeff: And we go to open the door and he knocks me the f*ck out [7/17/16, 7:38:14 PM] Jeff: And you like walk up to him from behind as he's standing over me [7/17/16, 7:38:27 PM] Jeff: And his feet are spread apart [7/17/16, 7:39:15 PM] Jeff: And you put your feet in between his and then spread yours out hella fast on the inside of his feet causing his to spread out more and it like hyper extends his hip and it shatters and we escape [7/17/16, 7:39:29 PM] Jeff: And I woke up
[7/17/16, 7:27:43 PM] Jeff: Bro you were in my dream it was wild af [7/17/16, 7:27:54 PM] Jeff: I'm prolly about to fall back asleep [7/17/16, 7:28:07 PM] Jeff: Bro the dream was fkin lit [7/17/16, 7:28:20 PM] Jeff: Thinking back on it it makes no sense but that's how dreams go [7/17/16, 7:29:02 PM] Jeff: We rode bikes like fu**in fangysay [7/17/16, 7:29:08 PM] Jeff: Omfg I can't type I meant [7/17/16, 7:29:11 PM] Jeff: GANGSTAS [7/17/16, 7:29:17 PM] Jeff: I'm in that post nap stupor [7/17/16, 7:29:21 PM] Jeff: Fuc*kkknc [7/17/16, 7:29:40 PM] Jeff: So what happened is [7/17/16, 7:29:48 PM] Jeff: You flew out to California to chill [7/17/16, 7:30:04 PM] Jeff: And we went to some place like 30 minutes away to hit up the mall [7/17/16, 7:30:18 PM] Jeff: And it was night and we were driving back to my house [7/17/16, 7:30:50 PM] Jeff: But it was stormy af and raining so hard I couldn't see through the rain cuz my head lights made it all reflect back hella bad [7/17/16, 7:31:07 PM] Jeff: So I parked in the shopping center [7/17/16, 7:31:21 PM] Jeff: And we got out of the car and I had a tandem bike (??????) [7/17/16, 7:31:45 PM] Jeff: So we f*ckin rode this tandem bike home in the storm instead (???) [7/17/16, 7:32:07 PM] Jeff: But after like 5 minutes I look back and ur on ur own bike [7/17/16, 7:32:20 PM] Jeff: And I'm like "bro where tf did u get that bike" [7/17/16, 7:32:32 PM] Jeff: And you just winked and I was like [7/17/16, 7:32:44 PM] Jeff: Bro ur f*ckin savage (cuz u just stole it) [7/17/16, 7:32:55 PM] Jeff: And we kept riding [7/17/16, 7:33:03 PM] Jeff: And we get to this house [7/17/16, 7:33:12 PM] Jeff: and decide to bike through it (????) [7/17/16, 7:33:30 PM] Jeff: So we do but no one Is home so it's Gucci [7/17/16, 7:33:48 PM] Jeff: We get through it and bike another few minutes and I'm like
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now everyone will post made up dreams bc who remembers their dreams in full detail
although i do remember dreaming about something and it was one of those like falling dreams where you jerk awake it was like i almost died
