Do your child a favor and spend a majority of your time thinking up possible insults and jokes that could be used against possible names rather than thinking up something 'cool'
The golden brown locks, the cooking, the brown belt in karate, the inability to appreciate any logic not written in equation form, the slaying, the hundred pushups. What's not to love?
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or if i want him to be a virginity stealing wizard
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Isis is an Egyptian goddess
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Name him Abe and watch him pop out with a dysfunctional calculator in one hand and a Magic: The Gathering set in the other.