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norweigan/arabic names are preferred

what should the 3rd kid be named?
10
august
6
loki
3
astrid
2
froya
over 8 years

Himiko says

Is your girlfriend ok


Somehow.

Name them Streetlamp Calvin. Or Zamboni. Or Guacamole, "Guac" for short.
over 8 years

Edark says

On a serious note Im definitely gonna name my child Ellinor(e) if I get a girl. Its such a pretty nme IMO


omgggggg yes that's one of my favs
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A girl I went to elementary school with was named Skittles. There's no way her parents were fit for adulthood
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That's why I use a fake name on Tinder
over 8 years
On a serious note Im definitely gonna name my child Ellinor(e) if I get a girl. Its such a pretty nme IMO
over 8 years
Camilla?
over 8 years
I dont really like children that much so Im planning to have unprotected sex with a random girl in another country so that one day I can have that moment when some random 20 year old steps up on my porch and says "daddy I finally found you" and I can have that father-son bonding moment without having to deal with all that bs with changing diapers n
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Forrest says

I'm not saying others don't have it worse, I'm jist sick of jokes about my name. Those of you that play with me often have seen people make those jokes plenty of times if you pay attention at all I'm sure


You and Jenny was like peas and carrots again
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Discordia says


Sincerely says

Loki is awesome bc prankster


Let's just name them based on all my EM personas past and present

Gary, Loki, Paul, Eris, Isis, Jules, Discordia, Dysnomia, Laverna, Limos, etc...


Imagine a child being called Lestat
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Tatami says

Never underestimate the power of Bee Movie & Chill.

It's honestly amazing no one has broken up with me considering the garbage I put my partners through.


Is your girlfriend ok
over 8 years
skip to dysnomia
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i was thinking of shaytard
over 8 years
Never underestimate the power of Bee Movie & Chill.

It's honestly amazing no one has broken up with me considering the garbage I put my partners through.
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Sincerely says

Loki is awesome bc prankster


Let's just name them based on all my EM personas past and present

Gary, Loki, Paul, Eris, Isis, Jules, Discordia, Dysnomia, Laverna, Limos, etc...
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sincerely is my spirit animal
over 8 years

Forrest says

Do your child a favor and spend a majority of your time thinking up possible insults and jokes that could be used against possible names rather than thinking up something 'cool'

Trust me on this

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Forrest says

I'll be earnest real quick. I hated my f*cking name growing up and I'm still not particularly fond of it. Just name your kid something normal


You think you have it bad
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Run Forrest Run

(Insert trees joke)
over 8 years
I mean Forrest is actually probably right lol

but I'm half thinking you're not serious about this kid so
over 8 years

Forrest says

I'll be earnest real quick. I hated my f*cking name growing up and I'm still not particularly fond of it. Just name your kid something normal


I like Forrest, but then again most people like Tyler and I hate it.

On the other hand, my dad wanted to name me Wayland.
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Maybe Cassandra
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Tatami says

Calvin...

Name them Barry B. Benson.


would be a good homage to the movie the child was convinced during
over 8 years

Discordia says

Cosette


might as well name 'em Lolita -
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Angela is a good name
over 8 years

lilin says

>having a child in sweden

dont do that


why not, Sweden rocks