I dont really like children that much so Im planning to have unprotected sex with a random girl in another country so that one day I can have that moment when some random 20 year old steps up on my porch and says "daddy I finally found you" and I can have that father-son bonding moment without having to deal with all that bs with changing diapers n
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You and Jenny was like peas and carrots again
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Imagine a child being called Lestat
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Never underestimate the power of Bee Movie & Chill.
It's honestly amazing no one has broken up with me considering the garbage I put my partners through.
Do your child a favor and spend a majority of your time thinking up possible insults and jokes that could be used against possible names rather than thinking up something 'cool'
Trust me on this
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I'll be earnest real quick. I hated my f*cking name growing up and I'm still not particularly fond of it. Just name your kid something normal