tom cruise is short af too not sure how i feel about it still
deletedalmost 8 years
i know every last one of my friends’ or girlfriends’ or nearly just whoever’s mobile numbers from throughout the years. literally never use contacts. i’m sort of like a social rain man. a girl actually told me i looked like the rain man one time when I asked her how i looked in a pair of sunglasses and i was nearly insulted but then i realised she was conflating tom cruise with the rainman dude in that movie, because tom cruise is the dude who wears sun glasses in it. i’ve also been nicknamed good will hunting by my mates. i’m also stupidly fast at arithmetic. i also do this silly card trick where i put a deck of cards behind my back and seem to be able to call every single card’s position from a 1 second look over them (but it is a trick, don’t tell anybody, they all buy it). i am also absolutely, and i mean absolutely, unbeatable at staring competitions. i have pretty much zero real talents/actual societal worth, however. but i do not care lol. i also def belong on like r/iamverysmart or something but i do not care about that either lol
https://soundcloud.com/user-433341510 - my last two tracks were garbage do not listen to them please. (would delete them but they were for a competition)
