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Official Fred Roast Thread

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Whew, there's a lot of drama in sandbox lately, I think we all need something to distract ourselves. What better way then telling me why I suck so much. Post your roasts below

Fred is...
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yes
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literally the worst
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so bad
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bad
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arials92 says

oh god don't get me started on Fred.
Lets talk about the worst lobby on all of EpicMafia. Fredbox.
Started by your very own FredTheMontyMole (later shortened to Fred). Who even shortens their name anyways? Lame-os. And don't get me started on the Fredbox draw-it deck. Shmoop...Shmeep...Smorp?! Terrible, just like the player.


LOL
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oh god don't get me started on Fred.
Lets talk about the worst lobby on all of EpicMafia. Fredbox.
Started by your very own FredTheMontyMole (later shortened to Fred). Who even shortens their name anyways? Lame-os. And don't get me started on the Fredbox draw-it deck. Shmoop...Shmeep...Smorp?! Terrible, just like the player.
over 8 years
Fred more like bread
over 8 years
I heard that sometimes, when people aren't looking, Fred bathes in mayonnaise and just slathers his body in it. What a nasty dude, amirite?
over 8 years
Who are you?
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Was probably that weird kid at college who watched spongebob in the dinning hall
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Friendly player :)
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fred farts and blames it on other people
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Fred plays baseball like a girl
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fred picks his nose and eats it
over 8 years
your avatar is from one of the worst fire emblem characters in history
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Excuse you, izzy, this is a roast thread?
over 8 years

izzy says

fred's ok


maybe but his posts aren't, haha
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fred's ok
over 8 years
hi dude got a few things to say

your profile is hella cringey
your music taste is god damn trashy
you're hella desperate for attn by making this thread
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:0 fred is like , ,, ,,,, , a dry, stringy, old celery stick.....
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Fred is worse than bread.
over 8 years
i googled fred jokes and thats the first thing that came up so it is officially the best fred joke on the internet
over 8 years
?I was born Fred Dingaling. I know ? a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself, studied hard, and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Dingaling, MD.
?After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. ?Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD. So now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Dingaling, MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I?m just Fred.?
over 8 years
do you have a public humiliation fetish, sweatie?
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fred sucks so much that he makes me not even bothered to fini
over 8 years
who???
over 8 years
In Italian, a common youthful slang term for something being interesting, cool or amazing is "no frito", which translates to "It's not Fred."
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:0 fred sucks so much, he's the black hole in the middle of our galaxy
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I'll start. Better dead than Fred