Epicmafia

Petition to Ban Guns

over 8 years

As a proud member of society and a representative of the land and the greater commonwealth of Epic Mafia, it has come to my attention that there is a looming threat lurking in the shadows and corners of our motherland.

Many of you have avoided to speak on this topic which is truly a shame but I have decided to come out of the closet. I am here to confront the beef that has slowly plagued our generation over the following years.

In order to help cure our society and restore honor and glory and defend our citizens, I hereby pledge that we ban all roles that involve the usage of guns or weapons of mass destruction. Such roles could provoke certain members of society to engage in destructive behavior and comment unlawful acts.

The following roles should be removed from the game:

Bomb
Gunsmith
Santa
Sniper
Sheriff
Deputy
Granny

By removing said roles and enacting the 'Gun Act of 2016'; order will be restored and the citizens of Epic Mafia will know peace once again.

Gun Act of 2016

13 signed

All roles which use guns or weapons of mass destruction should be removed from the site.

over 8 years

tyrannosaurusrex says

The Granny has a right to protect her property. She's an old, vision impaired lady and people are breaking into her house at night. Do you really expect her to distinguish between villains and non-villainous types? Who knows what sorts of vile actions they might visit on that poor old woman if she weren't armed?

Mafias will have guns whether we outlaw them or not. The solution isn't for gun control. It's for everyone to have a gun so the mafias have to think twice before they shoot someone.

Not everyone can be trusted with guns.

tyrannosaurusrex

over 8 years

harodihg says

tyrannosaurusrex says

daemons says

i think the real problem are males

does granny attack people at night voluntarily? no

ban assault males

Females attack people at night too. Don't be sexist.

Yeah.....when my ex hits me with that text after midnight.....

Did you respond by assaulting her all night long?

Becameclear

over 8 years

You're ruining a whole industry.. people will lose JOBS!!!

Zhuorb

over 8 years

Allahu

Tartosis

over 8 years

UltraAug says

tinkerer confirmed not a role that exists

hunter confirmed not holding a gun in his icon

fabricator and associate

COUGH

This isn't a Sandbox forum.

deletedover 8 years

she's got me like

deletedover 8 years

tyrannosaurusrex says

daemons says

i think the real problem are males

does granny attack people at night voluntarily? no

ban assault males

Females attack people at night too. Don't be sexist.

Yeah.....when my ex hits me with that text after midnight.....

UltraAug

over 8 years

tinkerer confirmed not a role that exists

hunter confirmed not holding a gun in his icon

fabricator and associate

COUGH

ISamEI

over 8 years

I think that all the mafia in every setup should be replaced with monks. We need positive role models in EpicMafia!

tyrannosaurusrex

over 8 years

daemons says

i think the real problem are males

does granny attack people at night voluntarily? no

ban assault males

Females attack people at night too. Don't be sexist.

deletedover 8 years

guns are beautiful things.

someone make a petition to delete this petition and ill sign it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

tyrannosaurusrex

over 8 years

The Granny has a right to protect her property. She's an old, vision impaired lady and people are breaking into her house at night. Do you really expect her to distinguish between villains and non-villainous types? Who knows what sorts of vile actions they might visit on that poor old woman if she weren't armed?

Mafias will have guns whether we outlaw them or not. The solution isn't for gun control. It's for everyone to have a gun so the mafias have to think twice before they shoot someone.

deletedover 8 years

i think the real problem are males

does granny attack people at night voluntarily? no

ban assault males

Betrayal

over 8 years

Jimbei says

Tartosis says

Grannies need guns for self-defense, so anyone who signs that petition is a jerk.

But granny disgustingly kills anyone who enters her property, whether a good guy or villain indiscriminately. Granny isn't leading self defense, she's giving into her vile trigger happy ways due to the extreme lack of gun control on epic mafia.

In that sense, Granny is a heartless sociopath, truly a danger to society. Her ruthless tendencies will inspire other citizens of the land to follow in her footsteps. This gives us no choice but to cast away with the Granny role.

deletedover 8 years

You can just tell Santa is a white Republican because he gives out guns to kids

Betrayal

over 8 years

Escurai says

You can't remove santa, you grinch

We can just remove Santa's gun granting privilege, if this truly bothers you.

deletedover 8 years

Tartosis says

Grannies need guns for self-defense, so anyone who signs that petition is a jerk.

But granny disgustingly kills anyone who enters her property, whether a good guy or villain indiscriminately. Granny isn't leading self defense, she's giving into her vile trigger happy ways due to the extreme lack of gun control on epic mafia.

Escurai

over 8 years

You can't remove santa, you grinch

Sanctity

over 8 years

Ban guns, in America

Betrayal

over 8 years

Tartosis says

Grannies need guns for self-defense, so anyone who signs that petition is a jerk.

Yes, but certain members of society will abuse their power. We must rid of all guns regardless of role or necessity.

Tartosis

over 8 years

Grannies need guns for self-defense, so anyone who signs that petition is a jerk.