you're locked in a room with hillary clinton, a mexican man, and a pig. the only exit to the room is the door, which is locked, and a window, which has been barricaded to an insane degree and will probably require several hours to break through. the mexican man is screaming in spanish, and you can't understand a word he is saying. on the other hand, hillary has been completely silent, leaving you with no idea as to what her thoughts are. there are no objects in the room other than the people i have listed and a small metal fork that someone has bent in half.

1) what do you do?

2) imagine the same scenario, but now, there are eight hillary clintons. what do you do now?

3) imagine the same scenario, but now, the room is on fire. what do you do now?

4) imagine the same scenario, but now, you are a portly middle-aged man, and the room is filled with half-eaten happy meals. additionally, hillary clinton is holding a machine gun covered with the blood of orphans. what do you do?

5) whats ur favorite color and why?

sl0nderman says

fill in the blank: ____________

okay

Kenny says

how many fingers

how many fists

shut up

fill in the blank: ____________

how many fingers

more or i riot

MeetTerry says

do you know i will one day make you rebuke and disavow your feminist ideology?

you'll thank me one day, Stepherino.

I mean my version of "feminism" is different from some that I have seen you bash. Some of them being radical/inclusive. But that's the problem with labels, you can attach them to feel like you belong in something but that label gets stigmatized or whatever and you're left questioning if you should denounce it since it can be more trouble than it's worth.

Disavow and rebuke the label of feminism? Yes I might do, if I continue to see trends repeat themselves. But my ideology? No, I trust my morals and they are what guide me a lot of the time.

do you know i will one day make you rebuke and disavow your feminist ideology?

you'll thank me one day, Stepherino.

Melt says

obviously not a random copy pasta

B L E S S
1) kristen stewart - we look alike and we are both very awkward people
2) Definitely not. If someone is rude I just hope it's because they are having a bad day, and not because they're a terrible person.
3) Avoid and ignore at all costs.
4) Yes, I think so. I don't exactly believe in reincarnation, but I don't not believe in it either.
5) City.
6) Funny and reserved.
7) I think I am a nice person. (naughty just sounds creepy)
8) Joseph Gordon-Levitt probably or Jacob Artist.
9) Someone irrelevant who I have not heard anything of since like 7th grade.
10) Anything loaded with carbs.
11) Alternative-rock, and anything with soul/blues.
12) Short Term 12.
13) Chicken Broccoli and Ziti
14) Nothing I say or do is funny unless it's an accident.
15) Yes.
16) One time me and my sister had walkie-talkies, and we decided to part ways and talk on them while walking around our neighborhood. And she ended up turning hers off bc she didn't feel like talking. And my 5 yr old mind assumed the worst and started freaking out.
17) Really, neither. I am usually just always tired.
18) Are we talking deep or superficial? Deep - Loneliness, Superficial - Heights.
19) I have no clue what you're thinking, Melt. Probably memes.
20) I'd still call you Melt.
21) Anton Yelchin. He seems down to earth.
22) Yes. Not college though.
23) That's confidential.
24) Say my goodbyes, without actually saying good bye. Travel somewhere new, die peacefully and alone.
25) I'm not a furry.

obviously not a random copy pasta

1. If your life was a movie, which actor would play you?

2. Would you spit in a customer’s food if you were the waiter and they had been rude to you?

3. How do you handle people you don’t like?

4. Is it possible for us to have met previously, in another life?

5. Where would you prefer to live: beach, city or country?

6. If you had met me before, how would you describe me?

7. Do you think of yourself as being naughty or nice?

8. Who is or was your celebrity crush?

9. With whom did you have your first kiss?

10. What is your favorite type of food?

11. What is your favorite genre of music?

12. What is your all-time favorite movie?

13. If you could eat one meal for the rest of your life, what would it be?

14. What is the funniest thing you have ever done or said?

15. Have you ever been caught naked by someone?

16. What is your funniest childhood memory?

17. Are you more of a night owl or a morning person?

18. What is your greatest fear?

19. What do you believe I am thinking right now?

20. What nickname would you give me based off my personality or a body part?

21. Which famous celebrity would you like to date, and why?

22. While in school, did you ever cheat on a test?

23. If you could read minds, whose would you want to read?

24. If you were told you only had one week left to live, what would you do?

25. Which animal do you consider to be the sexiest?

Melt says

why are you bored

bc my mood is pretty cr*p and there is nothing that has been able to hold my interest for more than an hour all day

dia says

whats a song youre really digging right now?

are u a pineapple on pizza person?

Not exactly digging it but I still haven't grown tired of Cherry Wine by Hozier. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWWX0aUW_HY

I hate pineapple on pizza :/

Jimbei says

-Will you ever put a cherry on your avatar?
-Is Kenny's hair socially acceptable?
-Who's the best mod?
-How gay are you?
-When's the next movie night?

Probably not permanently. I used to change my avi during the holiday season a lot, but then I got lazy.

Yes, I like Kenny's hair. It's always different every time I see him.

I'm assuming we're talking sandbox mods? Objectively, error. But each of the mods has their strengths, and I think you're all good just the same.

Not gay enough to be unironically gay.

I was just thinking about this, uh, i gotta check my schedule and look at the movie suggestions. Soon though, I swear.

why are you bored

Golbolco says

What are you gonna do when Golbamania runs wild on you?

run

gracie says

where's your favorite place to travel?

if you could live anywhere else, where would it be?

what's your favorite scent?

I really have no idea. I've hardly been anywhere. But I guess the yearly vacation at my friends beach cottage, I've been doing it since 15, so it's a small trip to look forward to.

London or New York City - I'm pretty basic

The smell of rain when it hasn't rained for awhile (petrichor)

whats a song youre really digging right now?

are u a pineapple on pizza person?

-Will you ever put a cherry on your avatar?
-Is Kenny's hair socially acceptable?
-Who's the best mod?
-How gay are you?
-When's the next movie night?

What are you gonna do when Golbamania runs wild on you?

where's your favorite place to travel?

if you could live anywhere else, where would it be?

what's your favorite scent?

Kenny says

who's ya bae?

you are

who's ya bae?

bump