Sandbox Demographics

Jennyabout 10 years ago

This is a topic that has always interested me. Sandbox is a conglomeration of all different sorts of people: Some are high on the social ladder, while some are simply fighting to survive. The purpose of this forum is to talk about the types of sandboxers in an objective way. I have listed them in order from lowest on the social ladder to the highest.

Noavis

Whether you know them as user 569541, or by a name impossible to pronounce, we all have experience with these little things. They have just entered a world of online mafia, ambitious and curious, but sadly are a mortar for our society. Being the lowest on the food chain, their role of being policy lynched day one is very important. Without noavis, sandbox would no longer function and collapse.

Randos

This is a specially evolved form of the noavi. They protect themselves by making their own passworded games, or kicking people who aren't their friends. The games they make can usually be identified because they are not the usual closed role setups. It should be advised not to join these games, because you'll be kicked after they yell at you in Spanish.

Shitlords

They just want to make Sandbox great again. Also known as "trolls", these players are the natural enemies to the Chatbox Warriors. They engage in fights by posting an unpopular opinion on the lobby wall, for example, "Donald Trump is the future." Their main source of energy is the downvotes they receive. Despite their vision that they are edgy and cool, they are seen as a nuisance to the majority of Sandbox and are widely ignored. This angers the Shitlord.

Weebs

The most identifiable of the Sandbox demographics by their kawaii avatars. They mainly spend time on the forums and lobby wall, talking about anime games and TV shows. They have little self-awareness and are hated by much of the community. They do not realize that several lobbies were created just for them, but alas, they stay.

Game-Players

This is the vast majority of sandbox. The Game-Players only play mafia, and generally don't take part in daily sandbox drama. They are said to be the first type of sandboxer, and all others evolved from them. It is under agreement by many that this demographic is the least terrible.

Memers

These players are up to date on the latest memes are copypastas, and worship their one true God Pepe. Their posts bring us light in the darkest of times. Their main energy source come from the upvotes they receive. If one of their memes does not receive any upvotes, they have failed and should just self delete.

Chatbox Warriors

Him? Her? Xim? Per? It doesn't matter, because they're fighting for your rights as we speak. Well, unless you're a cishet white male. Another name for them is Social Justice Warriors, and they mostly reside in lobby chat and talk to one another. Yes, that's really all they do. Their mechanism of defense is the downvote button. These players can be very deadly due to their connections with the Epicmafia mods. It is ill-advised to start sh*t with them.

"The 1%

The most popular users on the site. This is what every sandboxer strives to be. They usually end up of positions of power (Sandbox owner, Sandbox moderator). The Memers and the Chatbox warriors serve them incessantly. They take pride in the fact they are popular on an online mafia website, and should probably re-evaluate their lives.

Have I missed any demographics? Which one do you fit in? Which one will eventually take over sandbox? Comment below!

Poll
Which Sandbox demographic do you fit into?
The 1%16
Game-Player8
Memer7
Noavi/Rando7
Shitlord4
Chatbox Warrior (SJW)2
Weeb1
deletedabout 10 years ago
Im a sh!tlord ask me anything
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fakechest
I'd say you are a memer

Benis
fakechestabout 10 years ago
I'd say you are a memer
deletedabout 10 years ago
What if I'm just a cat
fakechestabout 10 years ago
wouldnt that be a subcategory of CBW/shitlord/weeb/memer?
sl0ndermanabout 10 years ago
yeah you missed one
bad thread makers
iAMtheMAFabout 10 years ago
I'm a belimermemer hug me
henryleelucasabout 10 years ago
none of them fits into m
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When the majority wants to be the minority
deletedabout 10 years ago
i want to be 1% but i really just mr.meme
TepLepabout 10 years ago
Jenny
"The 1%
The most popular users on the site. This is what every sandboxer strives to be. They usually end up of positions of power (Sandbox owner, Sandbox moderator).
lol'd
theturningRAYabout 10 years ago
im one of the biggest SJW's out there
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Discordia
I'm the 1% obviously.
you're a shtlord though and through
Jennyabout 10 years ago
WOW -5? Good to see Epic Mafia respects hard work and intellectuals *eye roll*
deletedabout 10 years ago
Blister
I am in my own category.
Mods ban blister.
deletedabout 10 years ago
I am in my own category.
deletedabout 10 years ago
I'm the 1% obviously.
deletedabout 10 years ago
i'm probably the 1% but i'll go with memer for humility's sake
cubabout 10 years ago
give the 1% 99% of the vote
deletedabout 10 years ago
:0 im a noavi
SirAmelioabout 10 years ago
cant decide if im a shitlord or a game-player
deletedabout 10 years ago
this thread is awful
Annaabout 10 years ago
Jenny, you have to go back. We are going to build a wall and make you pay for it.
Jennyabout 10 years ago
Bump for visibility ^_^