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Word of Wisdom

over 8 years

Sometimes when we sleep, we go to places we don't quite understand. This is a short story about my dream and what not to say when you have this dream. Word of wisdom.

I was dreaming that although I couldn't see anything, I could hear God talking to others that where in his presence. Someone was trying to talk while God was talking and so God strait up killed him, but, I couldn't see it, only hear it. After God killed him, God said something like this in his masculine omni voice," Nobody can talk while I'm talking". I said into the sound," You forgot one person". At this moment I realized I said too much and decided to finish the sentence. "Yourself".

I couldn't see anything until I said yourself, at which point I heard a bolt of lightning and saw the light from it, multiple times. Every time I said yourself, I repeatedly heard and saw the light from lightning. I immediately woke up and went to sleep somewhere else as I always do when I have these experiences.

Remember kids. Don't talk while God is talking and never tell God that he has to follow his own rules.

deletedover 8 years
TL;dr whole situation can be avoided through apathiesm
over 8 years

Jimbei says

tl;dr whole situation can be avoided through atheism


Facts about atheism:

Although the literal definition of “atheist” is “a person who believes that God does not exist,” according to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, 8% of those who call themselves atheists also say they believe in God or a universal spirit.

Three-in-ten (31%) say they feel a deep sense of spiritual peace and well-being at least weekly. A similar share (35%) often think about the meaning and purpose of life. And roughly half of all atheists (54%) frequently feel a deep sense of wonder about the universe.

In fact, atheists are more likely than U.S. Christians to say they often feel a sense of wonder about the universe (54% vs. 45%).

Conclusion:
Where religion is close minded, atheism is short-sighted and lacks self reflection. For one would understand that they aren't truely atheist if they did. And if they are truely atheist then they would see no meaning in anything in life, since death is the end and it makes all life meaningless. for everything ceased to exist at a certain point in time.
over 8 years
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deletedover 8 years
Bitch I light up the sky, call me Charmeleon
My life's on the line
I ain't Charmander, but I'm nearly on, clearly on drugs
That will make you hear clearly wrong
Longer than my yearly bong hit
Shawty thinks she's guest star
Lean Doer dresses slicker
I'm so iced out that it's Winter
Destroy my stupid liver
I be on that bape shit, you rocking Quiksilver
Never hesitate, shit, to pull the trigger
Luxurious, ate before my dinner, throw Bombay down the river
Yeah, you get that picture
Gold and silver around my finger
Shorty on that West Side, she a gold digger, wake up
And I'm a winner, showering in five star
Ho take that look in the mirror, I'm on my grind
Like all the time, Bitch I'm Murakami
Shawty sucking on my pastrami, Get that salami
over 8 years
Bitch  I  light  up  the  sky,  call  me  Charmeleon
My  life's  on  the  line
I  ain't  Charmander,  but  I'm  nearly  on,  clearly  on  drugs
That  will  make  you  hear  clearly  wrong
Longer  than  my  yearly  bong  hit
Shawty  thinks  she's  guest  star
Lean  Doer  dresses  slicker
I'm  so  iced  out  that  it's  Winter
Destroy  my  stupid  liver
I  be  on  that  bape  shit,  you  rocking  Quiksilver
Never  hesitate,  shit,  to  pull  the  trigger
Luxurious,  ate  before  my  dinner,  throw  Bombay  down  the  river
Yeah,  you  get  that  picture
Gold  and  silver  around  my  finger
Shorty  on  that  West  Side,  she  a  gold  digger,  wake  up
And  I'm  a  winner,  showering  in  five  star
Ho  take  that  look  in  the  mirror,  I'm  on  my  grind
Like  all  the  time,  Bitch  I'm  Murakami
Shawty  sucking  on  my  pastrami,  Get  that  salami
deletedover 8 years
tl;dr whole situation can be avoided through atheism