My roommates get mad when I forget to take Shirley (my pocketpussy's name) out of the dishwasher

harodihg says

Who needs a fuckfriend when you can buy a pocketpussy?

do you reach orgasm when you put ur banana in your pocket?

tfw gay so 9/10 people automatically off the market

Who needs a fuckfriend when you can buy a pocketpussy?

if you're talking about dating apps like tinder, okcupid, it's probably harder for guys to find a girl if they aren't as attractive as chris hemsworth and because girls always get 100 messages from guys so it's either super luck or super bad luck.

i agree with caroline but i don't think you have to be committed to somebody. it's good as long as you're on same page as them. it would've been fine if furio didn't mind being the girl's fuckfriend lol

dating in general is selfish, one night stands ftw

Okay, well I hope it goes well! Get her something small and nice like a chocolate bar just to show a bit of thoughtfulness, you'll do great :)

harod, i like her and would like to have sex and possibly a relationship with her. i have no interest in using her for sex. its been a while for me so i get excited at the prospect.

Togepi says

Get it in.

It ain't ever gonna fit

Didn't you complain about getting 'used' for sex in the OP and now you're talking about girls being DTF? xxxx

Ok so i think this girl i like is DTF, we are planning to meet up soon.

i know on your profile it says you do bite, but you arent gonna bite me next weekend are you?
11 hours ago
09:13
Me

Hey I'm so sorry I fell asleep and hen my battery was dead when I woke up I do bite, but I will only bite if you want me too xxxxx
15:21
her

no worries lol i suppose it depends how hard you bite x
15:22
me

And that depends how hard you want it! Haha xx
her

It's not unheard-of to date people through means outside of the internet hope that helps

Yeah be like Shivv alone irl AND online

Online dating is for losers hope that helps

FurioTigre says

Any of you guys had positive experiences from online dating?

Yes.

Also no, but mostly yes.

Katie says

god you really have to be desperate/ugly/have way too much time on your hands to have to resort to online dating with the sole purpose of getting laid

hey thats not very nice

online dating/ldr dating is hard and it'll seem magical and fun and it's easier to talk to someone online and easier to fall for them but if you can't be together right away it's hard and will put a damper on your life

i'd say go for it if you're really, truly committed otherwise maybe keep it on a friendly level before u catch feelings too fast

good luck bud

Unless you mean long distance dating, which case STAY FAR AWAY.

Get it in.

It gets me laid so it's pretty OK.

honestly only do it if you can see yourself meeting them in the first year of talking to them. thats what has always gone wrong for me

boooo this thread sucks i was expecting a poll

There's nothing wrong with a internet relationship, or as some would call it a long distance relationship, as I've had particularly optimistic experiences with it. But like real life you have to keep yourself in check and not be obsessive or manipulative, which may be harder to do with no irl people influencing you to keep things stable. Or maybe it'll be easier? who am I to tell.

:^)

the only other experience i had with dating someone i met online was kind of disastrous. i met this guy on a forum for a movie we both liked. i was in 8th grade and he was in like 11th i think?? i still kind of question why a guy that much older would want to date me, it's a little concerning. but basically when my mom found out i had met someone else from that site in person, she shut everything down and i had to break up with him. then he ended up dating my best friend and they actually met in person :^)