hey i'm trying to help my friend matt get his youtube off the ground so that he can make some good money and not have to join the military. please watch his videos and subscribe to his youtube if you have a youtube account. also turn off adblock
"Good job son, every kid gets a trophy. You can do anything you set your mind to" Matt's father murmured to himself in front of Matt's grave.
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When I think "professional killer" the first thing I think is ASMR videos on youtube.
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[7:17:02 PM] Matthew : ill be honest - they don't know what theur saying [7:17:09 PM] Ian: in what way [7:18:37 PM] Matthew : it isn't logical to think I can not learn then military [7:18:41 PM] Matthew : I've learned other things [7:19:32 PM] Ian: like what [7:19:56 PM] Matthew : like manageing the grocery store for one [7:20:12 PM] Ian: the military is more scary though [7:20:38 PM] Ian: what else have you learned [7:22:13 PM] Matthew : its not my business but I do not think its anyone's business to tell peole what they can & cant do
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Bronybromance.com , the world's first gay dating site strictly for bronies. There is a one month free trial followed by an auto-renewing monthly 29.99 fee. Advertise in sandbox lobby. Tell him I said "you're welcome".
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There's an untapped market for poorly written comics TBQH
he isn't able to spell half the words he says so writing's probably off the table. he makes ok money managing a grocery store but i don't think he'll do it for very long. he wants a long term plan, so here we are
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I think if your friend Matt is having trouble with money, he should try to do something he'd probably be good at like freelance writing or sales or something, because I call them like I see them, and even though Matt seems like a cool dude, he's never going to make it doing weird obscure asmr videos, and he'll get killed in the military.
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Tell him to start up a ponzy scheme. He seems personable enough to make it work
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he dropped out of high school and then he dropped out of college, i don't think he has a lot of options left
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that's why he's got to make youtube work
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I didn't say that your friend Matt isn't a smart guy, I said your friend Matt wouldn't make it in the military.
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he already passed the practice asvab
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Dear Ian,
1. Your friend Matt would never make it in the military.
2. This is the weirdest youtube video I've ever seen
3. After looking up ASMR, I found out that you can achieve it without these videos by smoking pot.
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i couldn't get past the morningtime children's show background music
