hey i'm trying to help my friend matt get his youtube off the ground so that he can make some good money and not have to join the military. please watch his videos and subscribe to his youtube if you have a youtube account. also turn off adblock
[1:55:05 PM] Matthew : I have been doing this for 4 yrs. it's not fair to stop now to my audience
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Statistics are one of those funny things.
You can look at his 118,809 total views, or you can look at his estimated revenue of 22 dollars and his average view duration length equal to about half of the average length of his videos.
If you were a good friend, you'd tell him that he'll never make it doing youtube and he'll die in the military.
[1:46:20 PM] Matthew : say 1 thing and do another [1:46:26 PM] Matthew : not surprised
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No I won't pay him that much that's way more than I thought. IDK why he made 216 videos no one will ever watch
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if you do it i'll pretend like you never ever made a thread to lie about going fishing
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[11:24:17 PM] Matthew : I have 216 videos on that channel [11:24:25 PM] Matthew : Will he pay me if I public all of them [11:24:31 PM] Matthew : And then delete?
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I'll pay him a dollar per video to take down his videos
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make sure to subscribe to him
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I don't care that much. I can tell you beyond any doubt that he will never make any money doing youtube videos and he'll die if he joins the military. Good luck to him.
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he had to google the number two there to remember how to draw it
Because the military is an institution made up of professionals who share the common purpose of killing in a certain direction?
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Why is it that "professional killer" is the first thing you think of when you hear 'military'?
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i could link you the videos we made together a few years ago but i don't think anybody wants that
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I'm thinking maybe you just found some videos of some spazz on youtube and made up a story, dude.
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i'm not faking skype logs, these are the things he says to me
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At this point I know you're trolling or whatever, but an accurate title for that video would be "Skinny White Nerd Takes Off Clothes and Yells at Camera"
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he doesn't just do asmr. he does other cool videos too