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Shwartz99 AMA

Shwartz99
over 8 years

Yes, now even you have the chance to ask the great Shwartz99 a question. Just don't get angry if I don't respond soon enough for your likings; I'm probably busy glorifying myself somewhere.

Shwartz99 for life?
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Shwartz99 for life.
GuyFawkes85
Shwartz99
Constantinople
Favorite part about Shwartz99?
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He makes horrible setups
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He has an uncropped (but animated) avi
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His profile music is the EM day music
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He always mishammers in lylo
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His strats suck and never work
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He uses his alt to upvote his comments
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He plays cocos
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He thinks his ascii "Shwartz99" is cool
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His joke on his profile never changes
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He thinks he is cool
deletedover 8 years
damn ice cold
Shwartz99
over 8 years

ling says

Do you have snapchat, would u like to snap


Yes.










No.
ling
over 8 years
Do you have snapchat, would u like to snap
deletedover 8 years
you're a good guy Shwartz99
ling
over 8 years
Shwartz99 its not just that tobacco causes mental problems i heard its the other way around too, my friend until he was 16....
Shwartz99
over 8 years

lad says

what is your opinion on furry culture


Plague of humanity
Shwartz99
over 8 years

lad says

i think you would really get along with my friend and epicmafia user connor


Same, he's a cool guy
deletedover 8 years
what is your opinion on furry culture
Shwartz99
over 8 years

lad says

would you consider yourself a "party animal"


I consider myself the animal of the party.
deletedover 8 years
i think you would really get along with my friend and epicmafia user connor
deletedover 8 years
would you consider yourself a "party animal"
Shwartz99
over 8 years

lad says

what about weed


Hey my opinions on all drugs are the same; do whatever you want because idk. But I'm not getting health problems.
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would you smoke weed
Shwartz99
over 8 years

lad says

alright so you're all for openly discussing your masturbationary activities but you won't smoke? what's up with that


I never said anything of the sort; I told you that you could figure it out yourself
deletedover 8 years
what about weed
Shwartz99
over 8 years

lad says

why won't you smoke Shwartz99?


After extensive scientific research, I have found out tobacco causes many health problems. I would prefer to live longer.
deletedover 8 years
alright so you're all for openly discussing your masturbationary activities but you won't smoke? what's up with that
deletedover 8 years
why won't you smoke Shwartz99?
Shwartz99
over 8 years

lad says

in the OP where you say "I'm probably busy glorifying myself somewhere."

does this mean you're vigorously masturbating or do you mean something else


Let's see if you can figure that one out ;)
Shwartz99
over 8 years

lad says

are you jewish and/or polish?


no



what's it like being the hottest topic of discussion on epicmafia?


I feel like I should thank my fan base.



do you enjoy being the center of attention?


yes



what's it like having the best ongoing thread on the EM forums right now?


I feel like it's a good change from all the rest of the nonsense we've had lately.



why are you against the intake of tobacco?


I'm not. People can go smoke all they want to. I won't though.
deletedover 8 years
in the OP where you say "I'm probably busy glorifying myself somewhere."

does this mean you're vigorously masturbating or do you mean something else
deletedover 8 years
i could pick your brain forever Shwartz99 @__@ ur an interesting guy
deletedover 8 years
why are you against the intake of tobacco?
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what's it like having the best ongoing thread on the EM forums right now?
Shwartz99
over 8 years

justdance666 says

were you born in 1999



no


justdance666 says

when you're 18 are you gonna buy cigarettes


no