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roommate problems

over 8 years

post here when u have problems with a roommate

do you like your roommate?
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i dont have a roommate :///
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sometimes when they're not being nasty
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no
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yes
over 8 years
someone on my floor gets really bad when drunk, he's ruined a few nights out by having to go to hospital. he also punched holes in the ceiling in the corridor with an umbrella
over 8 years
this morning I woke up to one of my roommates SITTING ON ME. Ow! NO sense of privacy
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My roommate is an autistic brony who collects bionicles and plays tf2 all day
over 8 years

Bumpers says

Where the hell do you live in London to have 5 roommates. Are you working or is this uni?


i live in a block of flats a mile or so from my campus that my uni rented out this year for student accommodation (although it isn't normally), it's not like any other student accommodation i've ever seen or visited though because all 6 bedrooms are in a self contained living space and everybody who comes and visits comments on how weird it is
over 8 years
Where the hell do you live in London to have 5 roommates. Are you working or is this uni?
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i love this thread or roomates probably talking about us too ahah
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Katie says

one of my freaking roommates POKED HOLES IN ALL MY EGGS and then DRAINED THE YOLKS OUT AND TURNED THEM UPSIDE DOWN AND PUT THEM BACK SO I WOULDN'T NOTICE

i will personally castrate the jacka$$ when i find out which one did it



LMAOOO I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT SNAPCHAT
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Okay, Katie wins.
over 8 years
let me tell you some true stories about my roommates. i live in a weird flat with 5 other people

1) one of them would quite frequently get f'd and invite friends over at 5am in the morning and they'd run around the flat banging on everyone else's bedroom doors if they were locked and if not they'd just burst straight in and shake you until you woke up which was a problem because i sleep naked and don't lock my door

2) one time that same flatmate got rly drunk and went into another flatmate's room at 4am, did a fat line of ket off his duvet and bounced on his bed until she chundered all over his bedsheets. they went straight in the charity donation bin

3) i've had to pay a £50 smoking fine despite no even being a smoker because two of them were too lazy to go and smoke in the designated area so they'd smoke on the balcony right next to the warden's flat

4) one of my flatmates only comes out at night. we've lived here almost 8 months and some of my flatmates have never said a word to him or even seen him more than once or twice

5) they just steal my sh!t constantly like i've had about £15 worth of stuff stolen over the past week
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At least she wasn't poking holes in your condoms tbqh
over 8 years
one of my freaking roommates POKED HOLES IN ALL MY EGGS and then DRAINED THE YOLKS OUT AND TURNED THEM UPSIDE DOWN AND PUT THEM BACK SO I WOULDN'T NOTICE

i will personally castrate the jacka$$ when i find out which one did it
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Sisko says

a bare mattress.


ur roomie probs just thinks ur a drug dealer
over 8 years

ArieI says


Sisko says

i am the problem roommate. i have slept with zero sheets on my bed since last week—that's right, a bare mattress.


i mean, i dont really care what my roommate does with her life, as long as it doesnt affect me. girl could have like, a bare mattress sleeping naked and i'd be like alright whatever


I mean my roommate doesn't really yell at me about my life either, but we have mutual friends and they tell me all kinds of stuff lol.
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i got 3 roomates kind off..
One of them says her mum got money problem and is never home and travels a lot... but her mum pays for the place she stay.
At denmark get money just when we study so it should be enough for her to pay it herself.

1 why do you keep living here when you have problems with money and your mom pays it
2 i have i friend who wants to move in here
3 she is never even home why do you keep your room even SMH
4 she keeps saying she will move out soon but it never happens
Amen
over 8 years

Sisko says

i am the problem roommate. i have slept with zero sheets on my bed since last week—that's right, a bare mattress.


i mean, i dont really care what my roommate does with her life, as long as it doesnt affect me. girl could have like, a bare mattress sleeping naked and i'd be like alright whatever
over 8 years
i am the problem roommate. i have slept with zero sheets on my bed since last week—that's right, a bare mattress.
over 8 years

harodihg says

ian is a furry, proof:

1) he admits to making cat noises
2) his profile pic is tails


bring back yiff
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ian is a furry, proof:

1) he admits to making cat noises
2) his profile pic is tails
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it's just when i would wake up and hear the little ****er scurrying around and i had to make cat noises to get him to run away i would end up not getting enough sleep
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our lease is expiring this summer and we're going to move in a different place together and i'm super excited
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Satan says


hardeffingworker says

my mom always used to listen to music real loud


tell them about your mouse roommate


i regret trying to kill him. he wasn't too bad in retrospect
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@projectmatt

that's horrible and i'm sorry that it happened to you

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i have a housemate who is my best friend from the same state. another bff (we're basically powerpuff girls) recently moved in with us. it's super fun even though i avoid them sometimes because i need my space and i have my own bedroom, thx god for that. i used to be annoyed by them a bit because they always asked to drive my car. i just confronted them about it that i'm only driving for them if we're shopping for groceries and it's all good now!
over 8 years

Mana says

Uni's here have only single rooms


same thank god
over 8 years
Uni's here have only single rooms
over 8 years

projectmatt says

my first roommate is a super nasty person and literally despised me from the moment i met him. he would play super loud rap music whenever i was trying to sleep, refuse to talk to me in any way, stay up all night screaming profanity at the top of his lungs (which i later learned was directed at me) and my friend told me that he talked about trying to spit on me when i was sleeping, which infuriates me to no end.


the heck, does this guy have problems or something