about 10 years

Theres this girl with the biggest arse on earth but shes so awkward, i cant even ?? i dont know what do. She texts me stupid stuff all the time but dayum im a sucker for her booty.

To smash or not to smash bois

Is sometimes okay to put d in crazy?
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no smash
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Smash
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[9:14:12 PM] Caroline: jeff suck me
[9:14:25 PM] Jeff: prolly not
[9:14:49 PM] Caroline: beat my meat????????
[9:15:05 PM] Jeff: no
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bumb because im horny
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Bro talk
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How're the symmetries?
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None. Get a hooker.
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Bro talk
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Also like can yall just vote already im here for advices
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Edark says


Zhuorb says

whenever you say booty and udder I cringe



Problably since he talks about girls like they are your holy animal, cows.


this post offended me. I had to go pray to 5 different cows to reach a peaceful state of mind
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Edark says

"I'd love to milk those udders bruh" Awnyy 2016


It doesnt even taste that bad
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"I'd love to milk those udders bruh" Awnyy 2016
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Zhuorb says

whenever you say booty and udder I cringe



Problably since he talks about girls like they are your holy animal, cows.
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Zhuorb says

whenever you say booty and udder I cringe



if you saw them you wouldnt cringe bruh
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whenever you say booty and udder I cringe
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Togepi says

I feel like this thread is the embodiment of my text messages with Crypto.


lmao
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Bro talk update.

Now i want to know if i should quit the big booty smash to go for a lesser booty even tho the grill whos attached to that lesser booty has bigger udder. Theres also another grill with a clean cut face, semi mamals glands but zero booty, ill take the votes as follow.

1. Big booty, nice face
2. Big lips, clean cut face but no booty and semi udders
3. Great fudging rack and cool booty. Also cool persoonality but who cares

Ive always been that booty person but atm i wanna smash the rack and like i starting to think i got converted, hlep.
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i am dying ahaha you go girl get dat ASSSSS
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Togepi says

I feel like this thread is the embodiment of my text messages with Crypto.


(:
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Awnyy2d 3h+1
Objectifying people is pretty much sex attraction in a nutshell
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If I was Pranay, the answer is to seriously fk them
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I'm seriously challenged, with the decision of whether or not to smash babes with big booties
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harodihg says

and you should make the thread Bar Talk


i think bearguru probably knows more cheesy pick-up lines than i do
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I'm on a roll!
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and you should make the thread Bar Talk
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pamda says


pamda says


Goodbar says

the answer is don't objectify women!


This is why I love you Goodbar.


Actually nevermind.

https://epicmafia.com/topic/76278?page=1


i objectify everyone equally
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You should make a thread called Bear Talk lmfao