Do you have some experience with John's buttplug?
show them your butt plugs john

alternatively: butt plug
this implies john doesnt have a buttplug which i know is false
WELL THIS IS EMBARRASSING
Assign me something stupid
you're barking up the wrong tree last warning
why do you possess antifungal ointment
Why do you have such a ghetto landline phone?
show them your butt plugs john