Find a subject that while not all that important, can make people get riled up. Remember to get the site mods involved in this debacle so unfair bans happen without evidence. For extra salt, get Lilin or MeetTerry involved in some capacity. Voices of reasons should be largely ignored by moderators of all kinds but fought over by the community. Remember to host bad all-role setups and advertise the topic of drama so everyone is aware of the slapfight.
One potato roll three inches in diameter. Slice open and place green lettuce on both to form a bowl. Tomatos on top bun, three fried onions on bottom. Pickles, jalepeños and condiments (preferably barbecue sauce and honey mustard) go directly under the beef patty while cheese, pork bacon and fried egg go on top. Press top bun down without breaking but compressing the sandwich. Place back in oven to re-bake for 30 minutes. Teaspoon of love in every bite.
