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giraffes are weird and gods mistake

deletedover 8 years

u dont have to reply i just wanted to spread the word

TerrySteele
over 8 years

joshua says


TerrySteele says


sweetnkind says


TerrySteele says

This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.


ur compliancy with this pc giraffe agenda will lead to ur untimely demise at the feet of a giraffe..


My giraffe overlords have already promised me a position of power and comfort over the human slaves when the day for their uprising comes. We shall soon take over this puny world and all shall bow before the Long Necks!


You will rue the day you supported the Artiodactyla Overlords. Death to all even-toed ungulates.


Your pitiful rebellion shall make your death come even faster. How do you expect to fight those whose heads stand higher than trees?! Your foolish existence is at an end, and you shall suffer the wrath of the Tall Ones!
Anthony
over 8 years
Maybe it's just cause I'm a short person wishing I was tall
Anthony
over 8 years
I like them though
deletedover 8 years

TerrySteele says


sweetnkind says


TerrySteele says

This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.


ur compliancy with this pc giraffe agenda will lead to ur untimely demise at the feet of a giraffe..


My giraffe overlords have already promised me a position of power and comfort over the human slaves when the day for their uprising comes. We shall soon take over this puny world and all shall bow before the Long Necks!


You will rue the day you supported the Artiodactyla Overlords. Death to all even-toed ungulates.
TerrySteele
over 8 years

sweetnkind says


TerrySteele says

This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.


ur compliancy with this pc giraffe agenda will lead to ur untimely demise at the feet of a giraffe..


My giraffe overlords have already promised me a position of power and comfort over the human slaves when the day for their uprising comes. We shall soon take over this puny world and all shall bow before the Long Necks!
deletedover 8 years

Sawnic says

He also didn't seem to like me. Jerk.


how did u escape alive


FreeSpiritYouth says

apparently they sleep less than an hour a day


they exist off of pure evil
deletedover 8 years

TerrySteele says

This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.


ur compliancy with this pc giraffe agenda will lead to ur untimely demise at the feet of a giraffe..
deletedover 8 years
That's hot.
deletedover 8 years
deletedover 8 years
He also didn't seem to like me. Jerk.
deletedover 8 years
I fed a giraffe once and their tongues are sandpaper. Scary stuff.
TerrySteele
over 8 years
I made a mistake, it can't actually kill you, but its venom still hurts like a mofo
deletedover 8 years

TerrySteele says

Also, should platypuses be considered god's mistake? They're basically a hodgepodge of random bits and pieces thrown together that can still kill you.


Yep. That's God's mistake, not mine.
TerrySteele
over 8 years
Also, should platypuses be considered god's mistake? They're basically a hodgepodge of random bits and pieces thrown together that can still kill you.
deletedover 8 years
So god just called me and said that this thread is offensive. He never makes mistakes.


Spoiler
They were created to be laughed at
deletedover 8 years
I identify as giraffekin and I find this highly offensive.
deletedover 8 years
How many coins you think you could fit in that.
TerrySteele
over 8 years
This is Hateful Comments against those of the giraffe kind. Not only is it hateful to call giraffes god's mistake, but it is also incredibly racist to call them weird. I demand that the mods give sweet a violation for this incredibly prejudiced and hateful thread.
deletedover 8 years
apparently they sleep less than an hour a day
ling
over 8 years
feeling hella emasculated by the giraffes
vilden
over 8 years
she's right

i agree with this thread