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Edarks Great Trip to America

over 8 years

Hello friends and foes, I've just bought my ticker to USA and wanna see if anyone wanna meet up(show me around the city/party/take a coffee etc)

I will be travelling between June 16 - July 7, starting in New York and then seeing where the road takes me. Post location and lets see if we can work things out.

over 8 years

Shmeur says

emil are you gunna visit me


Depends where you at fam
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emil are you gunna visit me
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Miami seems neat
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Impoetic says

My uncle was telling me about a woman on a plane flight to Philadelphia who was watching the man in the next seat writing some weird symbols and she was worried they were Arabic or something and he was a terrorist so she got up and told the flight instructor, and they actually TURNED THE FLIGHT AROUND and made him get off and show them what he was doing. Turned out he was an economist and he was solving a mathematical problem


Moslim always get "randomly checked" so we will problably have to wait 4 hours at the airport.

The main reason we're going so south is because we wanna visit Miami.
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i can see going to new orleans, but i cant think of a single reason to go further south than that, and im from louisiana
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Too bad, cuz that woman is 1 of many human beings who should really get out of the gene pool
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My uncle was telling me about a woman on a plane flight to Philadelphia who was watching the man in the next seat writing some weird symbols and she was worried they were Arabic or something and he was a terrorist so she got up and told the flight instructor, and they actually TURNED THE FLIGHT AROUND and made him get off and show them what he was doing. Turned out he was an economist and he was solving a mathematical problem
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Realtalk tho I've heard southern hospitality is quite good if you're white so Im pretty stoked
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Shwartz99 says

Enjoy watching confederate flags at every house, people burning Qurans, and police officers shooting down African American children then.


We got a muslim named Moslim with us. This gonna be good
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Enjoy watching confederate flags at every house, people burning Qurans, and police officers shooting down African American children then.
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Well I got no power to change the route, Im not the one doing the driving nor did I bother taking any responsibility to plan jackshit lmao
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Shmeur says

prostitution is illegal in las vegas ftr
if you want to see a brothel you have to go to parumph


they were offering free limo rides when i was there
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OP is a bellend.
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prostitution is illegal in las vegas ftr
if you want to see a brothel you have to go to parumph
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Why I chose these cities to pass through:

New York: Because your flight is going there.
Philadelphia: Lots of cool historical landmarks as well as modern things.
Washington D.C.: Meet Obama (or if you delay your trip for a good 6 months, Donald Drumpf)
Pittsburgh: Good, fun place. Recently hasn't been going to well but still has a good history
Cleveland: Read Pittsburgh
Chicago: You can't skip Chicago!
St. Louis: Nice history
Kansas City: The legendary city
Denver: 420 blaze it
Salt Lake City: People with beards
Las Vegas: Anybody want to play Guns & Hookers irl?
Los Angeles: End of trip.

In case I offended somebody with my extremely stereotypical comments on places I suggested, I am sorry in advance.

BTW, if you have time, I would take Highway 101 all the way up to Washington from Los Angeles. The Pacific coastline is really nice. Much better than watching old people at the beach in Florida I would say.
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shwartz actually knows whats up
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downtown/fremont street is way more exciting than the strip which is boring af.
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Whats exciting about the downtown i just went to the strip
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flea says

Las vegas is funny because you can't walk five steps without being offered the wh0re house or the strip club.


lol only if you're on the strip. downtown >>>>> henderson >>>> the strip
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edark is coming to nashville lol
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the bay area > Los Angeles

mindful says

wtf that's such a long road trip omg but at least u get to meet em people and that sounds exciting


yeah, THAT'S the exciting part of a road trip.....

Tech hub > pop culture
=> Silicon valley > Hollywood

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Anyway, have fun on your trip!
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Las vegas is funny because you can't walk five steps without being offered the wh0re house or the strip club.
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Dude i love road trips, the beaches on the west are so much cooler then the ones on the east. I've never really cared for Florida i've been to California once and loved it. I was a little disappointed with San Francisco though, all the buildings are small and close together.
I'd adjust your trip a little bit to go through phili theres a few emers there i think and its supposed to be a cool city.
Salt lake city is one of the prettiest cities i've ever been to and piano bars are real big there and they're pretty cool.
Wyoming is really dope if you like the outdoors. Just a warning though going through the grand canyon is like 30 dollars and the only thing there really is the canyons going through yellowstone was so much better.
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wtf that's such a long road trip omg but at least u get to meet em people and that sounds exciting