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so like, how many of you are dating / hooking up IRL? I feel super out of the social loop here. I honestly think having met on a site like this would be a pretty cool story, relationship wise.

PS tell me your EM OTP

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Lindsey says

lmao Tenuz is just jealous u have an e-gf and he doesn't ling


I bet that's what ling is gonna keep telling himself while he cries himself to sleep.
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*totally real irl gf
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lmao Tenuz is just jealous u have an e-gf and he doesn't ling
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"ling 6mon 13d +3
Yea! I can't believe we've been dating for 3 years, it was only like last year when i moved over to New York, you're truly something very special, I love you"

It's like that that makes it even worse. You've been with her three years, you moved to the same city as her yet you have to talk to her publicly through comments with your nauseating messages? This is literally a cry for attention and you deserve to be publicly lynched for it. LOOK GUYS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!! WE HAVE SEX GUYS!!!! REALLY!!!!
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ling says

We live together read my profile


You're both just cringeworthy. I can almost understand you posting in this thread, which is relevant to the topic but announcing it on your profile on a site which has absolutely nothing to do with your love life, a site where no one gives a if you screw goats or your cousins is just beyond my comprehension. Literally why would you do that? What could possibly make you think this is a good idea?
Now for the best part, YOU WROTE IT ALL IN THIRD PERSON. I cringed so hard I got muscle cramps.
Have you ever considered making a tumblr and announcing it there, maybe you can also include stories how you both play EM together and have sex while looking at the wall because neither of you can maintain eye contact. Perhaps at least there some socially inept feminist would care.
Watch people hate on my comment just because you're popular, but even you deep inside you know it's true. Time to face the reality.
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Lmfao
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rutab says


BillStickers says

rutab dude did you and your girlfriend do anything that's gonna send you on a one way trip straight to hell yet


Dude I've been on my way to hell for a while now


me too.
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We live together read my profile
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LDRs are actually bad for your social development (aimed at mostly the younger kids on this website) and are a waste of time if you aren't going to have the means/opportunity to visit your SO. So generally speaking if you've been talking for months and haven't set up a date to meet....
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Tatami says


mangofruit says

ling and i have been dating for 4+ years! ^_^


I feel bad for ling.


Its hard gotta take what i can get
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That's fuqd up.
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charley says


Bigpock says

charley wanna date?


sure bby


^.^
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CHARLEY I ASKED FIRST! WTH
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Bigpock says

charley wanna date?


sure bby
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Baaaahh
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CoryInBenghazi says

its a shame that mastaknarf died in a car crash all those months ago :/


go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory go cory
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its a shame that mastaknarf died in a car crash all those months ago :/
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cute grils pm pls
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It's okay. I already have a Mistress. Who needs dating? :3
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BillStickers says

rutab dude did you and your girlfriend do anything that's gonna send you on a one way trip straight to hell yet


Dude I've been on my way to hell for a while now
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im already dating lillin, but i want to date charley
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rutab dude did you and your girlfriend do anything that's gonna send you on a one way trip straight to hell yet
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Crop that sheet first pls
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@trolleyz

heres ur new avi

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Sorry trolleyz my man I'm on mobile at work. I'll see what I can cook you up in like 5 hours when I'm home if you're still lookin.