The only experience he has is telling the kid from Home Alone something and not helping a little boy in New York
He doesn't have real hair
I await your responses
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Gays have the sexuality card. Minorities have the race card. Women have the Gender card.
What card do Straight White Males have?
The Trump Card.
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a small loan of a million dollars
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^ post example
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I was only 9 years old I loved Donald Trump I had all the merchandise Every night I’d pray to Trump for deporting illegal immigrants My dad would hear me and call me a racist I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Donald Trump I called him a He slaps me and send me to bed I’m crying now and my face hurts I feel a warmth approach me It was Donald Trump I’m so happy He whispers in my ear “we need to build a wall” Then he gets me out of bed and reaches in his pocket I’m ready I open my wallet for Donald He gives me a small loan of a million dollars It hurts so much, but I do it for Donald I feel my wallet tearing as he puts the money in He roars a mighty roar as he puts the money in My dad walks in and says “what the f” Donald Trump looks at him and says “you’re fired” Trump leaves through the window Trump is love, Trump is life
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people will make even more unfunny memes about his presidency
