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wat u have to do is u have to burn someone but u CANT say the name of the person (it's liek a secret santa thing) ok Go

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he's big and green and smelly. like poo.
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She takes money from her "sugardaddies" and claims she is not beholden to them.
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you whack as fuh bruh

you dress like u the next nick toon

you got ur driver license cut out from a cereal box

you suck mor dik than ur mum

you blacker than the back of wesley snipes neck

you got that roast beef puss

you look like a hobbit crossed with a kardashian
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a fake wife. (((:
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why are you roasting yourself kenny
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this gif says it all
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your dog deserves better
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btw that was about artic
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actually find you very intolerable and rude and generally can't stand you, would be a lot happier if you self-deleted and left me alone and never spoke to me again but looks like you'll never know because you'll throw a little hissy fit and try to "ruin my life" LOL
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@ me next time, Jacob.
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person 1: crop your avatar

person 2: remove the anime

person 3: Bernie Sanders is a bad presidential candidate because
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what is up with your strange obsession with being hated by people I don't understand because I want to hate you because you're annoying but I also don't want to hate you because it's what you want THIS IS A CRISIS
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it's getting real deep in here
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you like to make things about you in an anonymous roast thread
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Sometimes when I think of u i shudder a bit but then i remember ur just a random person on the internet and i go back to eating my ham and cheese sandwhich lol
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You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
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You don't respect boundaries in the least bit. Your petulance demeans everything you pretend to stand for and at the end of it all, it's very obvious you're all talk. Part of me thinks it was some pseudo-sheltering done on ya' by your parents, but the other part of me thinks the ignorance you display is completely by choice and that nothing could change what a piece of shint you are. You boast about the things you're not actually good at and the fact that this is the only quality you can claim and hold dear to you is sad and pathetic. You suck.
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this roast is about sir amelio
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all of these are about me
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You forgot to flush. Again.
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stinky hat
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Thankyou
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You have a nice !
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cowfea
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arials92 says

Amazing how you can have so much respect for someone one day and then none the next but hey, I guess you can't keep up an act forever.


wew, on the interwebz.... NO ONE CARES.