rayman is a video gam eseries i've tried to get into but just cannot and i have a friend who is a gigantic beta who loves it and he recently got a girlfriend now all he does is post either about his girlfriend or pictures of himself with his girlfriend and it's annoying because people are not allowed to be happy
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cel damage was a really fun game when i was younger, and i would play it a lot with my friends because we all thought it was funny and fun. i would always be the duck and my friend tried to convince me that the duck can make a sexual come on to the dominatrix character
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i used to own big brain academy and i could only get an A- but i would try and try to improve it and i got downgraded to a B++ and i hate the idea of a B++ like B+ is good enough why have ++
the first time i played dragon age 1 i went into it relatively blind all i knew about it was gay elf and it was esoteric but i liked the idea of another bioware rpg so i played it i was a cousland rogue and i was an archer and archers are just unplayably bad in that series so i ended up having to switch to easy mode almost immediately and rely solely on alistair to do most of the battling for me and i couldn't even beat redcliffe until endgame. when i got to the landsmeet, i had a plan to get alistair married to anora and i had won over the favor of all the nobles you needed to without knowing it would be an important thing. so the landsmeet happened and everyone voted for me and so i let alistair duel loghain and little did i know that loghain and alistair are mutually exclusive so i had to pick between the two and i myself would've kept loghain but i'm a simple gay man who wants to kiss and hug alistair so i sided with him and anora immediately went crazy on me so i had to have alistair imprison her and then my whole plan went to because alistair was solitary king by himself. years later i replayed it and it still went terribly, only i played it on console and the final boss was almost unbeatably difficult.
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i used to go on the myspace video game forums and i know most of you would probably scoff at that notion, as though it would be populated by people who either barely play video games or only play bejeweled and such. it was in fact home to what i call "lifers", people who were in their late 20s at youngest and more often mid 30s to early 40s (one of the mods there was 41 when i browsed iirc) and they had played more than a plethora of games and frequently met up in new york to hang out. there was one guy there named Anonymous and this was 2007 so he was fresh out of /b/ and (probably) /v/ so he would just be really acerbic and unpleasant and post hipster opinions like "bangai-o spirits is the best game" and "ocarina of time sucks" and because i was impressionable and thought he was the godsend of humor i wanted to be like him so i internalized a lot of his opinions about video games for a while, one of the strongest being ocarina of time being bad and it took me years and several attempts before i reconfigured my brain to like it and now i think it's a pretty good game though i don't honestly care that much for zelda
one time i walked my dogs through the back swampy area of our neighborhood and i don't knwo why i did it but basically it got us really filthy and i had to shower with my clothes on
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i played that and i got to owl or tigger i think i don't remember which honestly also that motivated me to watch some videos of it on youtube and i found vidyagamedunkey's video of it and it made me laugh and i like vidyagamedunkey and i like his videos and i'm still subbed to him
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why is it that like sometimes when you play video games you get to a hard part and you face like a reverse bell curve of your ability to do said hard thing like your first few attempts will be pretty decent if not close to success then the middling attempts will be truncated failure mixed with piques of mild success that make you feel as though you have fluctuating abilities until you finally succeed i.e. veni vedi vici from vvvvvv
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i had a friend who had some form of autism or something that made him hyper-aggressive and obnoxious so like he would attack me any time we hung out and the times he was calm he would just go on his computer and play like neopets or watch really bad flash movies of mario vs. sonic with kirby and megaman x interuptting the fights and baby mario getting eaten or something like that. i broke he classes by kneeing him in the face one time and we didn't talk after that
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same dude
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i saw spring breakers and really enjoyed it and i hate that it's considered really pretentious and 2deep4u when the message is very obvious and if anything heavy-handed
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people get mad at kanye west and i don't know why i like him a lot he's a real fun time
Dont Starve is such a fun game, but I just want them to release more content
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i tried really hard to be a chess kid and i went to chess club in like first grade and the advisor we had was really into chess and was like trying to teach us two move checkmates. i played against him one time and he got really mad at the way i play because i was 6 and played defensively since it looked really pretty to have a symmetrical fortress of my pieces blocking his and he told me i was playing wrong so i never went back
this one kid i went to middle school with was named marc-oliver. he played runescape and club penguin. he's what the sumerians would classify as a dweeb. he would get infuriated when i called him Mo because it wasn't his "real name". so, i would just mention his name in passing and it would cause him to go into a childlike babyrage fit. i later found out that kid did comedy sports and has become an alpha male, or as much of an alpha you can be when you play runescape.
