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Doctor's Office Weapon of Choice

Shwartz99
over 10 years

So after success with my first "Weapon of Choice" (https://epicmafia.com/topic/74646) I wondered about other locations. What about defending yourself in the doctor's office? What's your weapon of choice then?

I like the reflex hammer the best.

Weapon of Choice
3
Own Body Parts
1
Other (Specify In Comments Please!)
1
Hand Sanitizer
1
Reflex Hammer
0
Stethoscope
0
Sphygmomanometer
0
Otoscope
0
Ophthalmoscope
0
Needles
0
Bandages
Zephyr
over 10 years
Hand sanitizer!!!!!! Ever get that in your eyes!!!! burns!!!!!!
Shwartz99
over 10 years
FYI:

An Ophthalmoscope is the thing the doctor uses to check your eyes (the thing with the light)

An Otoscope is used to check your ears

And an Sphygmomanometer is used to check your blood pressure (the pump and the cuff thing)
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my testicles
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the gun i carry on me at all times
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my magnum dong
PapaSmurph
over 10 years
Scalpel
Shwartz99
over 10 years
Btw don't ask me how you kill somebody with hand sanitizer...