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Office Supply Weapon of Choice

Shwartz99
almost 10 years

So I was wondered what would happen if a colleague mugged me in my cubicle. I have lots of office supplies, so I would probably fight back by jabbing at them with scissors or something. :P How about you guys?

Weapon of Choice
3
Other (Specify In Comments Please!)
2
Scissors
1
Binders
1
Pens
0
Tape Dispenser
0
Stapler
0
Own Body Parts
0
Cubicle Wall
0
That AK-47 hiding in the bottom drawer...
0
Pencils
MeetTerry
almost 10 years

sweetnkind says

ill just snap my own neck


stop your ableist remarks. srsly. there are people who were born with SNAPPED necks and you are marginalizing and TRIVIALIZING their LIVES
Luci
almost 10 years
i've always thought a staple remover would make an interesting murder weapon
deletedalmost 10 years
ill just snap my own neck
Tisguyisawesome
almost 10 years
Pins are safety utensils
Constantinople
almost 10 years
I fight with words