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this is gna be my blog where i talk about random crap thats goin thru my mind normally id just write this on like a word document but maybe some ppl mite find it interesting or somethin lol

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i thought he self'd it...
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lol did you snipe his username
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im super sad now
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do you want gay back
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i've been super cautious with clicking links n stuff like that, and i haven't skyped or dealt with any dodgy users in a while. so i'm really stumped. stumped like a tree stumP
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so i just got hacked again. AGAIN. the toerag deleted gay which is fairly annoying since i spent 15 whole american buffalos on that account and it was on the hall of fame. then i spent another 30 minutes with the admin trying to log on blister. aeeeeee
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dear diary, today i was a naughty. pls spank me diary i vry naughty ;)
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blister wheres my vocaroo
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carbink says

how do u feel about bees


let me tell you something the key to bees is just to stay still. if you flap around like a maniac you trigger the inner beast waiting inside the beE which causes it to sting u out of reflex.. so just stand still, calm, like a zen master or something... and ur good
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carbink says

how do u feel about bees


bees... bees are a funny lot
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how do u feel about bees
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bite blog post #1

thinkin of cheetos
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Tucker says

Nice diary, idiot.


Noavi'd... Looks like someone couldn't keep up with the moderator lifestyle...
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Nice diary, idiot.
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brutally deconstruct ur FACE
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nepenthe says


Nocturnul says

great value


*in blister voice* which is hilarious not only because of the humorous repetition which you might know as a "meme" but also because of the juxtaposition of the "great value" meme and the actual value of the epicmafia user, which is best described as next to nothing. as a comedy master, i recognised this and therefore made this hilarious joke, therefore i am the funniest user on epicmafia.


you brutally deconstructed my humour.
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Nocturnul says

great value


*in blister voice* which is hilarious not only because of the humorous repetition which you might know as a "meme" but also because of the juxtaposition of the "great value" meme and the actual value of the epicmafia user, which is best described as next to nothing. as a comedy master, i recognised this and therefore made this hilarious joke, therefore i am the funniest user on epicmafia.
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great value
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i'm hungry. i'm going to heat up a curry i should have eaten 5 hours ago.
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we all know that the poll on main lobby was rigged because xela's way funnier than you... even terry.
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well, that one just really stung. thanks a lot.
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the only thing funny about you is your appearance
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ivy says

im already watching friends jokes on you


i knew that. a comedy master like me is very observational. thus i already knew you were watching that god-awful television program. hence my use of the acronym "lol" at the end of my previous comment (this implies the viewing of friends is amusing; laughable.) i bet you feel really frigging dumb right now.
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im already watching friends jokes on you
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ivy says

this is a bad thread


once you win EM's funniest user you can tell me how to make a thread. until then, take a hike and watch, idk, friends or something, lol.