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almost 9 years

Do NOT talk to rednose (aka "red" aka "uzzy")

Things he's known for doing on this site:

  • Telling you that he loves you. He tells every EM girl this. No joke.
  • Faking skype logs.
  • Playing you against your friends, and playing your friends against you simultaneously.
  • Making up sad stories about his life to make you feel sorry for him and empathize with him.
  • Threatening to kill himself to get you to do stuff.
  • Being charming and interesting.
  • Effortless lies.

Dead serious thread I'm making after hearing about rednose causing major emotional dramas on this site for like the 10th time.

If you hear of one of your friends talking to rednose, please link them this thread. They'll probably keep talking to him anyways but AT LEAST THEY WERE WARNED.

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Let's keep this place drama free.
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shut up mod abuse-r
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It sucks...
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In fact, I haven't seen any drama at all. Emotional or otherwise.
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Arcbell says


Tucker says


Tucker says

Rednose caused 'major emotional drama'?

When?


Hello????


just now, and also last month, and also the month before that, etc


I've failed to see any emotional drama in the last 6 months. Perhaps you're hallucinating.
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whatd he do lol
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Arcbell is a ginger though.
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if it helps msot people on the internet lie about something so trusting them usually isn't a good idea


we all know the most recent lie told to a large group of epicmafia users


Spoiler
Arcbell being a ginger
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Tucker says


Tucker says

Rednose caused 'major emotional drama'?

When?


Hello????


just now, and also last month, and also the month before that, etc
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rednose is known for going on chatroulette to find a girl willing to let him masturbate for her but he's incapable of keeping an erection 'cuz all the drugs he does

more to come
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I am a sick man. ... I am a spiteful man. I am an unattract- ive man. I believe my liver is diseased. However, I know nothing at all about my disease, and do not know for cer-tain what ails me. I don’t consult a doctor for it, and never have, though I have a respect for medicine and doctors. Be- sides, I am extremely superstitious, sufficiently so to respect medicine, anyway (I am well-educated enough not to be su- perstitious, but I am superstitious). No, I refuse to consult a doctor from spite. That you probably will not understand. Well, I understand it, though. Of course, I can’t explain who it is precisely that I am mortifying in this case by my spite: I am perfectly well aware that I cannot ‘pay out’ the doctors by not consulting them; I know better than anyone that by all this I am only injuring myself and no one else. But still, if I don’t consult a doctor it is from spite. My liver is bad, well—let it get worse!
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I heard rednose climbed a skyscraper with no safety equipment, just to lie about having skin cancer.
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Tucker says

Rednose caused 'major emotional drama'?

When?


Hello????
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one time rednose told me he found were i lived and said he was going to kidnap my dog if i didnt provide him with nudes of me showing beans into my it was really up and super specific kink...
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[03/09/2015 12:59:28] Paul: hi bro
[03/09/2015 12:59:29] Paul: I love u :)
[03/09/2015 12:59:41] blister: slightly gay


disgusting person
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vilden says

i have some stories about this guy. can i share them here and turn this into a total s'hit-on-rednose thread


please do, people literally need to know this
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lilinonlyknows says


Blister says

i reckon i'd beat him in a battle of wits


did you start with the greeks


no i commenced with the chinese
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this thread only made me like rednose more.
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i'll let you users decide
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Contrary to popular belief, rednose is actually a tranny.
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rednose isnt a real person

boogeyman
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i have some stories about this guy. can i share them here and turn this into a total s'hit-on-rednose thread
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Blister says

i reckon i'd beat him in a battle of wits


did you start with the greeks
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Rednose caused 'major emotional drama'?

When?
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inb4 he just finds another disguise and continues being a maniac