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Public Service Announcement

almost 10 years

Do NOT talk to rednose (aka "red" aka "uzzy")

Things he's known for doing on this site:

  • Telling you that he loves you. He tells every EM girl this. No joke.
  • Faking skype logs.
  • Playing you against your friends, and playing your friends against you simultaneously.
  • Making up sad stories about his life to make you feel sorry for him and empathize with him.
  • Threatening to kill himself to get you to do stuff.
  • Being charming and interesting.
  • Effortless lies.

Dead serious thread I'm making after hearing about rednose causing major emotional dramas on this site for like the 10th time.

If you hear of one of your friends talking to rednose, please link them this thread. They'll probably keep talking to him anyways but AT LEAST THEY WERE WARNED.

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Sims [CENSORED BY THE LUCID WORLD ORDER] Togepi while Jeff watches
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Sims says

i am guilty of one of those things in the OP


Telling you that he loves you. He tells every EM girl this. No joke.
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i am guilty of one of those things in the OP
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How do you know that his sad stories are not true, Arcbell?
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Hey, Rednose! - Keep up your work
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I keep getting accused of being rednose too. Also be aware I'm 5th in the current round - someone keep tally of these things so you can figure out which banned user I truly am.
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Sponsored by Just Blaze and the good folks at Roc-A-Fella Records
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if you like, the way, you look that much... oh baby you should go and love yourself.

and if you think, that i'm still holding onto something you should go and love yourself
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act ii: the revelation
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I'd say so.
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is this on site drama
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oh i mean it's off-site drama but he picks his targets from the site and just pursues things on skype
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fmiosd
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Luckily I don't care about off-site drama, I was just making sure I hadn't missed anything on-site.

Thank you for clearing that up, Arcbell.

:D
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I mean I'm not about to go around outing people's dramas but just ask around. I'm sure you'll get some stories, Tuck.
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roadman says

Smelling like cocoa butter and Versace blue jeans!


i smell like pumpkin, chocolate, and fish


edit: I smell like fish because of me living near north sea
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Arcbell says


Tucker says

In fact, I haven't seen any drama at all. Emotional or otherwise.


you're just not in the know


That's my point.
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DrakeJr says


ArianaGrande says

for real though stop talking bad on rednose he is a human being just like you and me


signed,

insecure teen girl who is currently being victimized by rednose without realizing it.


im in my 20s
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Smelling like cocoa butter and Versace blue jeans!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN6e8k5LNqc

UK Garage is coming back guys.
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ArianaGrande says

for real though stop talking bad on rednose he is a human being just like you and me


signed,

insecure teen girl who is currently being victimized by rednose without realizing it.
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for real though stop talking bad on rednose he is a human being just like you and me
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Epicmafia is a dating website confirmed.
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I kinda love Rednose regardless of what any of you say
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some girls just give out their skypes cuz they don't understand the internet