i agree that nuking the middle east is an effective solution to the immigration problem grandpa

"this turkey isn't dry at all"

"me too!!" (in response to my grandfather saying how he thinks donald trump would be a great president)

"Yes, I like all of you."

"I'm really interested in that, tell me more" (response to my cousin telling me about his job)

Satan is the best em player

"I am not in debt and making 6 figures a year"

I got married last year

N/A I didn't talk during dinner.

"i'm very happy with my life and wouldn't change it for the world"