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List the lies you told your family

Satan
over 10 years

during thanksgiving dinner. i'll start:

I'm successful

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nedliv says

has anyone noticed eris and sweetnkind only post together? i bet they're the same person, just trolling us all


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nedliv says

has anyone noticed eris and sweetnkind only post together? i bet they're the same people just trolling us all


i confirm this
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Saika says

i told my parents i was pregnant and they got so happy
so after the 9 month when i didnt get a baby they found out i was joking ahaha i got them so good


LMAO ARE YOU SERIOUS
Satan
over 10 years

sweetnkind says

it censored a bad word for butt


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i told my parents i was pregnant and they got so happy
so after the 9 month when i didnt get a baby they found out i was joking ahaha i got them so good
nedliv
over 10 years
has anyone noticed eris and sweetnkind only post together? i bet they're the same person, just trolling us all
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it censored a bad word for butt
Satan
over 10 years
buttface haha
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TFW your is part of your face
Satan
over 10 years

sweetnkind says


Satan says


sweetnkind says


pamda says

Satan is the best em player


omg.......


im currently undergoing treatment in the burn unit


yeah i bet u needed skin grafts for that


yeah from my butt
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sweetnkind says


roadman says


Blister says

i agree that nuking the middle east is an effective solution to the immigration problem grandpa


My gran was racist to the point that she never visited America because it was full of foreigners.


my grandma once got robbed and couldnt identify who did it in a lineup bc she thinks all black people look the same


"thinks"
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Satan says


sweetnkind says


pamda says

Satan is the best em player


omg.......


im currently undergoing treatment in the burn unit


yeah i bet u needed skin grafts for that
Satan
over 10 years
"Sure I'll take you to play with seals and sea lions"
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Yes I'm voting for Hillary.
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roadman says


Blister says

i agree that nuking the middle east is an effective solution to the immigration problem grandpa


My gran was racist to the point that she never visited America because it was full of foreigners.


my grandma once got robbed and couldnt identify who did it in a lineup bc she thinks all black people look the same
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I go to church twice a week.
Satan
over 10 years

sweetnkind says


pamda says

Satan is the best em player


omg.......


im currently undergoing treatment in the burn unit
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DW someday I will give you grand children.
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pamda says

Satan is the best em player


omg.......
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I don't come hang out here just so you keep me as primary beneficiary on your life insurance.
roadman
over 10 years

Blister says

i agree that nuking the middle east is an effective solution to the immigration problem grandpa


My gran was racist to the point that she never visited America because it was full of foreigners.
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"yes ive applied to college its almost past the deadline !"
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"I love you."
Satan
over 10 years
"Can't wait to see you guys for christmas!"
Froce
over 10 years
"Oh no it's absolutely not your fault what my life has come to."