“EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT”

And that's Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay for you.

you find out bruce willis was dead the whole time

You finally cleanse the world. The missing person posters of the blonde girls can finally come off the walls.

peep says

u either kill yourself and make sure the dragon stays down forever or make ur pal kill it and u live but the dragon can come back but all ur pals love u and Stuff anyway

This sounds like something from Batman.

heres a good one:
you wake up and kill yourself

u have to sacrifice at least 1 person to go home or go crazy and never leave the acid trip world

And now to play guess the game!

aladrew says

turns out of the guys you are playing is the killer who is drowning kids, including another guy who your playing. everybody can die at some point so there's multiple endings

SUCH A GOOD GAME

you end up killing some scary guys and realize that you actually murdered your wife cus youre a di.ck back sociopath that couldn't handle her illness. you can either move on with your life and adopt a kid, drown yourself, or a some other ..

okay im done with all my fave games xD

You're the superstar!

You fight a whole bunch of frozen people and then depending on your choices the girl you love and raised can either sacrifice herself or nah for the greater good or she can become the soon to be queen of errone and you can choose which bit.ch you wanna spend your life with but hopefully not the bitc.hy witch cus shes a cuuuunnnnnttttttt

You live a long happy life having grandchildren getting promotions having great grand children, dying and possibly becoming a ghost. this continues on forever.

and after 4 posts I will actually put one of my favourite games of all time after realising what this was meant to be:
Turns out you have been assassinating the bad people. but your helping the WORST people, if you were a good soul and did not kill people its all happy and everything's ok and you get the kill like the worst man in the world. if you were a massive you kill the 3 worst people in the world at the expense of your daughter (supposedly) dying or becoming the worst empress like ever. Also everyone like dies cus of rats if you were a douche but if ur good a cure happens

turns out of the guys you are playing is the killer who is drowning kids, including another guy who your playing. everybody can die at some point so there's multiple endings

You kill the big dragon and save the world after shouting at people and being a massive douche

You find out that they want to kill the person with you to check if she can create a cure but she must die. You go nuts and save them after killing all the military dudes and scientists and kill the leader of the group trying for a cure

you're the 'her' in the letter

I didn't realize this was supposed to be for your favourite video game oops :^ ) In which case jung already mentioned it lel

You attend a party where you gathered the most stars but ended up losing all your friends irl

You end up back at your office, sitting at your desk, in front of your computer

You've actually been aiding the bad guys this whole time. Your best friend is one of them. After re-recruiting him, you have to fight your super-human descendant in the future who turns into a monkey during the fight.

Alternatively, second game: Your girlfriend ISNT dead, and you become a god.

the devil was actually being dishonest the whole time what a shocker

the game congratulates you, realizes you can see what it's saying, and tells you to go outside

You end up drowning everyone in a pool with no ladder in a maniacal fit of god complex.

Fine. *flips hair*

After you kill your half-sister who killed your parents since your dad had been sexually abusing her for her entire life, you have to fight your twin brother who is the husband of the girl you've been having sex with, which makes her your sister-in-law.