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Spoil the ending of

about 9 years

Your favorite videogame.

Twist: You can't say which game nor any character or location name or anything that will give it away easily. Just what happens on it.

almost 9 years
You have a bad time.
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your jerkass neighbor happens to be in cahoots with a giant fetus alien thing that you can only beat through unconventional means.

spankity spankity spankity
almost 9 years
Fool got lynched! The game was unranked.
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You save all the maidens from all the dungeons, slay the king of evil, touch some wish-granting artifact, and the kingdom is saved because you are pure of heart.
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Rock and roll has been saved or something idk 5 stars
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everything you did was because you chose to do it
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You fight against a giant white-gloved hand, sometimes its 2 hands (or sometimes it explodes and its black goo) and when you kill it, its revealed you are just a trophy and the game is all the imagination of a, presumably autistic, child.
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the main character dies because he has no choice, everyone cries then a big scene about rebuilding and never forgetting comes rip
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he learns that he was giving up his life for an illusion. throwing away what branded him into such a life. he goes to the one who loves him the most.
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your younger brother gets possessed and becomes the final boss, and you kill him. you also find out your real dad is a goddamn arsehole.
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u make it to candyland
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BAE > BAY
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the final boss is an upside down sudoku puzzle
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while trying to eat the mouse you accidentally bite your own tail and die
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You finally make the old man's wish come true, but you make him forget about his childhood friend which is his wife to do so, when the reason for the wish in the first place is because of a promise that he made with her when he was young, but he'd forgotten about that.

I love this game the sequel better hurry up and come out next year.
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Alright, after you defeat the time god you sort of cleansing it, erasing your timeline and your existence, your partner starts to cry after discovering you're gonna disappear but promises they will never forget you, the time god, after seeing how sad your partner is, decides to bring you back and you two decide to continue explore and .

after some post-game shenanigans you discover The Man Behind the Man and his objective was to cause ever-lasting nightmares on everyone so it could eat them or something, anyway, it invites you and your partner to a showdown and a lunar dog decides to join and guess what it was actually a trap and you three have to defeat like seven bosses at the same time.
almost 9 years

eris says


peep says

u either kill yourself and make sure the dragon stays down forever or make ur pal kill it and u live but the dragon can come back but all ur pals love u and Stuff anyway


This sounds like something from Batman.


It's fire emblem awakening
almost 9 years
you have to kill your son or nuke boston

oops
about 9 years
Your limb control is non-existent and you fall down on the track
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sl0nderman says

heres a good one:
you wake up and kill yourself


eris played this and advanced to the secret level
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You're on a track, you race around the track, then you realize the lazy programmers didn't put anything in to prevent you from going through the track walls. You keep racing. the game never ends. infinite levels. all the same track.
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You stomp a bunch of turtles, and then the cops come arrest you for animal cruelty and your cellmate is a large man named Wario.
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Mocky says

All the bases are full, 2 strikes, one more and you are out, the pitcher? the beast, the inhuman mounstrosity, Christopher Robin aka Play time is over kiddo, your hands are sweaty, you can't control your breathing ,you are hyperventilating now, you wish you had honey but you ate it all already to get where you are, Christopher Robin can see this, he sees the fear in your eyes, your mortality, he smirks at you and prepares to pitch, you embrace yourself and swing that bat, but you miss, it's over, you lost again


about 9 years
I win, both in points and the thumbs up cup
about 9 years
the bad guy was just a sociopath that started killing because the girls rejected his advances and then he kept messing around with the group and other NPCs just for lulz. also you go back to your home town in a train looking cool

(this game has several endings i just went with the funnier)