about 9 years

Post all of the weird texts you get from people here. I want to see how messed up everyone is.

over 8 years
"ayy n***a u gonna hit that blunt tonite??"
almost 9 years
everyone here is actually a guy and pretty old..
deletedalmost 9 years
my brother messaged me " shut the f up already "
he meant to send it to my other sister
almost 9 years
sl*t
almost 9 years
I see. Would you say you're more of a player or a man ?
almost 9 years
Do u have that photo of me that says "am i going to hell"? Lolz
almost 9 years
J/K :P
almost 9 years
Are we supposed to be jealous that nobody talks to you? Is this something that you're proud about?
almost 9 years
People have to talk to me in order for this to happen. N/A.
almost 9 years
"I pee in ur butthole nihilistically"
about 9 years
kronk's name is timmy lol
about 9 years
He didn't even block out enough of his name lol
about 9 years

Kronk says



Kronk was very weirded out by this one. I think she likes me though. I did the gentlemanly thing and just didnt respond that night. I blacked out my name before abc finds out where i live.


I already have full dox fam
about 9 years
about 9 years
"Im.in the bathroom and the guy in the stall beside me sounds like he's about to blow out Hi intestine lol"

"A lot of noises coming from over there"

"I better get the hell outta here"
about 9 years
i once linked dave tentacle hentai by accident
about 9 years
I've had hotline bling stuck in my head
for 24 hours and counting
like, not even with breaks
it's literally been in my head the entire time
EVEN WHEN I WAS DREAMING
IT SHOWED UP IN MY FUC-KING DREAM
about 9 years
>hey i'll check out gross gore's stream real fast
>"and there I was with a rock solid hardon for like fuc-kin' 3 hours and we've been kissing"
>"she had a pumped va-gina and I was ready to go"
well, that was enough gross gore for the rest of my life

>tab back in to see if he's ingame now to give him a second chance
>"and sometimes the pu-ssy's just hangin' out and you're in the mood for that"
you got me once, you got me twice
about 9 years
"is it bad im attracted to skeletons?"
about 9 years
You need to stop playing Counter Strike, everytime you launch it sh-it goes down with terrorists. I noticed it on Friday but your first launch of the game stuff happens in Paris, your launch just now has resulted in Germany vs Holland being cancelled with possible bombs in an ambulance
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Kronk says



Kronk was very weirded out by this one. I think she likes me though. I did the gentlemanly thing and just didnt respond that night. I blacked out my name before abc finds out where i live.


it's dodgy how you chopped out of your replies lol
about 9 years
what's weird is ur mom sent me that same text?
about 9 years


Kronk was very weirded out by this one. I think she likes me though. I did the gentlemanly thing and just didnt respond that night. I blacked out my name before abc finds out where i live.
about 9 years
hey matthew : ]
about 9 years

ling says


[19/09/2015 5:39:10 PM] Matthew ~: I’m a man wh ore


hi ling