D

Dreamquakes says

If I choose A, can I dress like sexy Donald Trump??? :D

You chose A) and subsequently raided togepi's closet and took her sexy donald trump outfit.

You're donald trump, sexified:



A) Choose a different costume

B) Go get some candy

Satan says

Togepi says

Hahahaha B.

You chose B) I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.

So now you're all ready, do you want to:

A) Go get some freakin' candy

B) Choose a different costume

A!

A) Make adjustments

B) Go get some candy

C) Choose a different costume

If I choose A, can I dress like sexy Donald Trump??? :D

I don't want to go too off-reality. C.

alexicon says

I start from beginning right (here)?

A!!!!

Yes!

Now, THIS is what it’s all about.

The ooey gooey globs of crystallized fantasies known as candy, sugary catastrophes that your tongue craves.

Normally, your parents don’t allow you to eat too much candy, but on Halloween you can swallow all the sweet, stomach destroying filth you want!

However, to go out, you’re going to need a costume, otherwise you won't get candy and we can't have that. What do you want to dress up as?

A) Sexy Chris Christie

B) Terrible zombie

C) [homemade] Centaur costume

D) Someone who has a drug problem but promises to fix it soon

Togepi says

Hahahaha B.

You chose B) I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.

So now you're all ready, do you want to:

A) Go get some freakin' candy

B) Choose a different costume

Hahahaha B.

I start from beginning right (here)?

A!!!!

Dreamquakes says

B. But I want options more like Joce's ;~;

You decide to look in the attic and find a few more options

A) One of the previous options

B) Homemade mummy costume

C) A businessman/woman who has just lost his/her job

D) Member of PETA

B. But I want options more like Joce's ;~;

What do you want to dress up as?

A) Reptar

B) Hillary Clinton

C) Sexy Pope

D) Terrible ninja

Togepi says

C. So obviously C.

You chose to dress up as Dwight Schrute from the office.

You have to decide on a Dwight Schrute quote to repeatedly say throughout the night after trick or treat:

A) My feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man

B) I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.

C) I am faster than 80% of all snakes.

ok lets start...NOW..

It’s cold as HELL, with only the slightest hint of autumn in the air (mostly winter). Perfect weather for your favorite thing in the world: trick-or-treating!

That’s right, folks! "Today" is October 31, which means it’s time to celebrate Halloween and go out hunting for the mouth pleasures known as candy.

Are you ready to hit the streets and load up your bucket or pillowcase or whatever you keep these tasty yet mouth destroying sweets in?

A) Yes I want to start this candy festival and destroy my mouth with sugar

B) No, I don't want to celebrate halloween, I'd rather celebrate something else

A. Since there's no male power involved I suppose I'll celebrate Halloween.

C. So obviously C.

Dreamquakes says

C!

You chose to dress up as a terrifying Woman With Personal Problems.

You try to create a backstory for her, and come up with:

Terrifying woman with personal problems: a woman who tries her best but has challenges in her life with no easy answers. She doesn’t know what to do and feels trapped.

This spine-chilling costume will definitely creep everyone out!

A) Alright let me at my candy

B) Actually I want a different costume

A) Halloween

B) Arbor day

C) Mother's day

C!

Togepi says

Ummm, ummmm I CHANGED MY MIND. A.

You decide that celebrating a holiday where you get an endless amount of wonderful treats for nothing but the cost of a halloween costume is better than Arbor day or Father's day.

What do you want to dress up as?

A) Sexy Donald Trump

B) Terrible vampire

C) Dwight Schrute from the office

D) A Hot Dog

B. I want to celebrate something involving scaring children and adults alike.

Ummm, ummmm I CHANGED MY MIND. A.

Dreamquakes says

A, please ~

Now, THIS is what it’s all about.

The crystallized fantasies known as candy, sugary catastrophes that your tongue craves.

Normally, your parents don’t allow you to eat too much candy, but on Halloween you can swallow all the sweet, stomach destroying filth you want!

However, to go out, you’re going to need a costume, otherwise you won't get candy and we can't have that. What do you want to dress up as?

A) Sexy Bernie Sanders

B) Terrible frankenstein

C) Woman with personal problems

D) Disheveled man who thinks God is out to get him

A, please ~