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halloween choose ur own adventure

Satan
about 9 years

CLOSED....sorry

Let's get spoopy!

It’s cold as HELL, with only the slightest hint of autumn in the air (mostly winter). Perfect weather for your favorite thing in the world: trick-or-treating!

That’s right, folks! "Today" is October 31, which means it’s time to celebrate Halloween and go out hunting for the mouth pleasures known as candy.

Are you ready to hit the streets and load up your bucket or pillowcase or whatever you keep these tasty yet mouth destroying sweets in?

deletedabout 9 years

Satan says



A) NO! Not my big sister...

B) Ugh, the woman that is my sister. Thanks a lot.

C) Frick


C.
Satan
about 9 years

Dreamquakes says

C lol


“Forget it, dweeb,” your big brother says. “Trick or treating is for little kids. I’m not going with you.”

A) "Aw come on, it'll be fun!"

B) Go trick or treating without him
Mori
about 9 years

Satan says


Dreamquakes says

B. Parents are lame.


“Also, you are way too young to go trick-or-treating by yourself. Ask your big brother to go with you.”

A) AW come ON not my big brother

B) Ugh, the man that is my brother, just GREAT

C) No, not my brother. I hate my brother!


C lol
Satan
about 9 years
AND We'RE BACK
Satan
about 9 years
I will be taking a break for a little while, be back in an hour or two. will send a mass PM for when it is back.
Satan
about 9 years

alexicon says

B


“Also, you’re too young to go trick-or-treating by yourself. Ask your big brother to go with you.”

A) WHY? I don't want to. I hate him.

B) Ugh, the man that is my brother. Awesome.

C) Crap!
Satan
about 9 years

Tucker says

A. To Hell with atheists.


“Also, you’re too young to go trick-or-treating by yourself. Ask your big sister to go with you.”

A) NO! Not my big sister...

B) Ugh, the woman that is my sister. Thanks a lot.

C) Frick
Satan
about 9 years

Dreamquakes says

B. Parents are lame.


“Also, you are way too young to go trick-or-treating by yourself. Ask your big brother to go with you.”

A) AW come ON not my big brother

B) Ugh, the man that is my brother, just GREAT

C) No, not my brother. I hate my brother!
Satan
about 9 years

Togepi says

A


Your parents pull up a facebook page and share with you the rules:



A) You notice this is for the parents to do and decide to act like you know and not pay attention at all to what they say after

B) You mention that it is for parents to do and ask if there are any tips that you can do to ensure a safe halloween
alexicon
about 9 years

Satan says


alexicon says

y would i switch my costume i already picked it???

A!!!!!


You chose to get some candy!

“Not so fast, dear,” says your dad.

“Before you go out trick-or-treating, we have to tell you some Halloween safety rules. Taking candy from strangers is a great idea, and we encourage it, but not all strangers can be trusted.”

Your mom nods in agreement.

“That’s right,” she says. “Halloween is a fun holiday, but there are bad folks out there who want to spoil your fun.”

"Please stay away from homeless people who might mistake you for one of them as your costume is fairly realistic and they might ask if you want drugs, please say no," your dad pleads.

A) Okay, do you have any other tips for me?

B) Thank you for that, I will not do that


B
deletedabout 9 years

Satan says



A) Alright! I will definitely not stop for atheists to rob me and possibly leave me to become a sacrifice for pagan gods.

B) Any other tips?


A. To Hell with atheists.
Satan
about 9 years

Tucker says


Satan says


Tucker says

D. It's go time.


You sexified your costume, it is time to go get some candy!

A) Yes go get some candy

B) Wait, I changed my mind I want a different costume


A.


“Not so fast, kiddo,” says your dad.

“Before you go out trick-or-treating, we have to tell you some Halloween safety rules. Taking candy from strangers is a great idea, and we encourage it, but not all strangers can be trusted.”

Your mom nods in agreement.

“That’s right,” she says. “Halloween is a fun holiday, but there are bad folks out there who want to spoil your fun.”

"You may come across some atheists who definitely don't want someone to dress like His Holiness if he was sexy, please don't stop or they will rob you of your candied goodness and leave you with some witch cult who will sacrifice you to their pagan gods," your dad states.

A) Alright! I will definitely not stop for atheists to rob me and possibly leave me to become a sacrifice for pagan gods.

B) Any other tips?
Mori
about 9 years

Satan says


Dreamquakes says

A!


Your parents stand up and begin shouting together in unison and do a little dance.

“THE RULES OF HALLOWEEN:

Rule 1: Do not eat unwrapped candy out of a man’s hand, for he has surely poisoned it.

Rule 2: Beware the razor blade, the knife that is not candy. If someone tries to feed you a razor blade, ask for candy instead.

Rule 3: The most important rule. Candy. Is. Essential. You must do whatever it takes to obtain it. Should a homeowner refuse your request for candy, employ the opposite of treat known as a ‘trick.’ Do whatever mischief is required to get the creamy pasties and sugar crystals your tongue lusts for.”

A) Those are good rules and I will follow them

B) Gosh, you guys are SO paranoid about the nice strangers who just want to give me candy


B. Parents are lame.
Satan
about 9 years

alexicon says

y would i switch my costume i already picked it???

A!!!!!


You chose to get some candy!

“Not so fast, dear,” says your dad.

“Before you go out trick-or-treating, we have to tell you some Halloween safety rules. Taking candy from strangers is a great idea, and we encourage it, but not all strangers can be trusted.”

Your mom nods in agreement.

“That’s right,” she says. “Halloween is a fun holiday, but there are bad folks out there who want to spoil your fun.”

"Please stay away from homeless people who might mistake you for one of them as your costume is fairly realistic and they might ask if you want drugs, please say no," your dad pleads.

A) Okay, do you have any other tips for me?

B) Thank you for that, I will not do that
Satan
about 9 years

Dreamquakes says

A!



Your parents stand up and begin shouting together in unison and do a little dance.

“THE RULES OF HALLOWEEN:

Rule 1: Do not eat unwrapped candy out of a man’s hand, for he has surely poisoned it.

Rule 2: Beware the razor blade, the knife that is not candy. If someone tries to feed you a razor blade, ask for candy instead.

Rule 3: The most important rule. Candy. Is. Essential. You must do whatever it takes to obtain it. Should a homeowner refuse your request for candy, employ the opposite of treat known as a ‘trick.’ Do whatever mischief is required to get the creamy pasties and sugar crystals your tongue lusts for.”

A) Those are good rules and I will follow them

B) Gosh, you guys are SO paranoid about the nice strangers who just want to give me candy
Togepi
about 9 years

Satan says


Togepi says

B.


Your dad sighs.

“Well, it’s kind of complicated, honey. Some people are just broken inside, and they feel pain all the time because of it."

"They lash out at the world so that other people will also hurt and understand what they’re going through,” he continues.

A) How can I make sure Halloween stays fun and safe?

B) What kinds of steps can I take to have a fun halloween where nothing bad happens?


A
deletedabout 9 years

Satan says


Tucker says

D. It's go time.


You sexified your costume, it is time to go get some candy!

A) Yes go get some candy

B) Wait, I changed my mind I want a different costume


A.
alexicon
about 9 years

Satan says


alexicon says

D


You chose to be someone who has a drug problem but promises to fix it soon.

Freaky.


A) Time to get some candy

B) Choose a different costume


y would i switch my costume i already picked it???

A!!!!!
Satan
about 9 years

Tucker says

D. It's go time.


You sexified your costume, it is time to go get some candy!

A) Yes go get some candy

B) Wait, I changed my mind I want a different costume
Satan
about 9 years

Togepi says

B.


Your dad sighs.

“Well, it’s kind of complicated, honey. Some people are just broken inside, and they feel pain all the time because of it."

"They lash out at the world so that other people will also hurt and understand what they’re going through,” he continues.

A) How can I make sure Halloween stays fun and safe?

B) What kinds of steps can I take to have a fun halloween where nothing bad happens?
Mori
about 9 years

Satan says


Dreamquakes says

B!


You chose to get some candy, nice.

“Not so fast, dear,” says your dad.

“Before you go out trick-or-treating, we have to tell you some Halloween safety rules. Taking candy from strangers is a great idea, and we encourage it, but not all strangers can be trusted.”

Your mom nods in agreement.

“That’s right,” she says. “Halloween is a fun holiday, but there are bad folks out there who want to spoil your fun.”

"Especially democrats," your dad chimes in.

A) Okay what do I need to know?

B) Why would anyone want to ruin halloween?


A!
Satan
about 9 years

Dreamquakes says

B!


You chose to get some candy, nice.

“Not so fast, dear,” says your dad.

“Before you go out trick-or-treating, we have to tell you some Halloween safety rules. Taking candy from strangers is a great idea, and we encourage it, but not all strangers can be trusted.”

Your mom nods in agreement.

“That’s right,” she says. “Halloween is a fun holiday, but there are bad folks out there who want to spoil your fun.”

"Especially democrats," your dad chimes in.

A) Okay what do I need to know?

B) Why would anyone want to ruin halloween?
deletedabout 9 years

Satan says

A) Cut the sleeves off at the shoulder

B) Cut the sleeves off at the elbow

C) Leave the sleeves and cut the robe at upper thigh length

D) Cut both the sleeves off at the shoulder and the robe to upper thigh length

E) Cut both the sleeves off at the elbow and the robe at upper thigh length

F) Don't make adjustments


D. It's go time.
Satan
about 9 years

Tucker says

I'm gonna need to show a little more skin. A.


You chose to make adjustments.

A) Cut the sleeves off at the shoulder

B) Cut the sleeves off at the elbow

C) Leave the sleeves and cut the robe at upper thigh length

D) Cut both the sleeves off at the shoulder and the robe to upper thigh length

E) Cut both the sleeves off at the elbow and the robe at upper thigh length

F) Don't make adjustments
Togepi
about 9 years

Satan says


Togepi says


Satan says


Togepi says

Hahahaha B.


You chose B) I am fast. To give you a reference point I am somewhere between a snake and a mongoose…and a panther.

So now you're all ready, do you want to:

A) Go get some freakin' candy

B) Choose a different costume


A!


You chose to get some candy, nice.

“Not so fast, dear,” says your dad.

“Before you go out trick-or-treating, we have to tell you some Halloween safety rules. Taking candy from strangers is a great idea, and we encourage it, but not all strangers can be trusted.”

Your mom nods in agreement.

“That’s right,” she says. “Halloween is a fun holiday, but there are bad folks out there who want to spoil your fun.”

A) Okay what do I need to know?

B) Why would anyone want to ruin halloween?


B.