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Banned Users: a short story

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In real life, abc is a zero amongst ones.

An outsider.

A nobody.

On epicmafiadotcom there is a sense of belonging. This is a refuge for people like him. Everyone who wasted their time on the World Wide Web would meet here, a community within communities, the internet within the internet. This is a system created for everyone to deceive one another. Here, abc could be whoever he wanted. For once he was good at something. He spent days and nights on the PC while sleeping off the real world.

But there is a cure, and he got the idea from his biggest idol. While most banned users are considered degenerate losers or trolls, there is only one true hero for someone like abc. He is known in the community as "Weareking"

For us, Weareking is from nowhere. No one knows who he is. He could hack into any system. He could cheat in any game. He is a real "legend." He never gave any hints or left a trail. One of Weareking's most infamous exploits was when he won two trophies in a round.

Round 300 is known as the "round of banned users" since, to top it off, abc was responsible for Flex's gold win.

But weareking didn't take anything or anyone on this site seriously. He was a superhero among the banned users. Abc wanted to be like him but couldn't. He never figured out Weareking's exploit which allowed him to multiaccount so easily. A previous admin used weareking's insight to find other cheaters/banned users. He did help, but only for a small time. Helping mods (or moderating in general) meant hours spent cleaning a community that WAK never even cared about. It couldn't be any worse. Not even ritalin helped him get through it.

But abc did learn these important rules from WAK:

  • Aim for the impossible
  • Don't limit your fun
  • Don't enjoy things only in this virtual world

In other words, try to find fun outside the community. Abc could use this to become the superhero that WAK was

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as usual rutab comes into the thread in an attempt to flaunt moral superiority and makes himoooooooooooooo
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I mean mooron
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The says

Too bad for ABC. My new script



Real talk tho
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rutab says

As usual, Satan comes into the thread to attempt to stomp on some people, and makes himself look like the complete moron he is


mooooooooo
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The says

You can be in charge of x-rated content deletion with Satan then.


I'm only joking. You do good things here and I appreciate you
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As usual, Satan comes into the thread to attempt to stomp on some people, and makes himself look like the complete moron he is
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keep up the great work, The!
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You can be in charge of x-rated content deletion with Satan then.
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The says

Too bad for ABC. My new script


The point at which I stopped reading
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Satan says


rutab says

Excuse me but The's scripts are helping everyone


you must not have been around when he literally "begged" lucid to be compensated for "them"


Exaggeration isn't helping your point. You're referring to the single game stat compiler script for cheat detection, which Lucid made into a site feature.
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Satan says


rutab says

Excuse me but The's scripts are helping everyone


you must not have been around when he literally begged lucid to be compensated for them


Why does that pertain to if they're helpful or not
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Satan says

new drinking game, drink every time "The" mentions one of his scripts he has made.

freakin' nerd


Okay Satan, you can now be in charge of deleting x-rated content off of EM. And if you take too long, you're banned.
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rutab says

Excuse me but The's scripts are helping everyone


you must not have been around when he literally begged lucid to be compensated for them
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Excuse me but The's scripts are helping everyone
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Togepi says


Satan says

new drinking game, drink every time "The" mentions one of his scripts he has made.

freakin' nerd


Watch it, octonerd.


no
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Satan says

new drinking game, drink every time "The" mentions one of his scripts he has made.

freakin' nerd


Watch it, octonerd.
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new drinking game, drink every time "The" mentions one of his scripts he has made.

freakin' nerd
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Oh I didn't know it was that many

Remember when abc said he was reformed lol
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I think it was originally posted via a script, and Ferhunde doesn't strike me as particularly tech savvy. That, or he literally spent 30 minutes going to 235 lobbies and posting his images in them.
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I actually think it might be Ferhunde
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Too bad for ABC. My new script will search through all of the lobby comments and instantly delete any xxx material he posts. So while he could go make another alt and post some more xxx stuff, it won't take the moderators more than a couple of seconds to paste the script in their console.
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This feels like it was copypasta.
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that was so anti-climatic
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gee, who could've possibly written such a story
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Well there went 30 seconds.