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Banned Users: a short story

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In real life, abc is a zero amongst ones.

An outsider.

A nobody.

On epicmafiadotcom there is a sense of belonging. This is a refuge for people like him. Everyone who wasted their time on the World Wide Web would meet here, a community within communities, the internet within the internet. This is a system created for everyone to deceive one another. Here, abc could be whoever he wanted. For once he was good at something. He spent days and nights on the PC while sleeping off the real world.

But there is a cure, and he got the idea from his biggest idol. While most banned users are considered degenerate losers or trolls, there is only one true hero for someone like abc. He is known in the community as "Weareking"

For us, Weareking is from nowhere. No one knows who he is. He could hack into any system. He could cheat in any game. He is a real "legend." He never gave any hints or left a trail. One of Weareking's most infamous exploits was when he won two trophies in a round.

Round 300 is known as the "round of banned users" since, to top it off, abc was responsible for Flex's gold win.

But weareking didn't take anything or anyone on this site seriously. He was a superhero among the banned users. Abc wanted to be like him but couldn't. He never figured out Weareking's exploit which allowed him to multiaccount so easily. A previous admin used weareking's insight to find other cheaters/banned users. He did help, but only for a small time. Helping mods (or moderating in general) meant hours spent cleaning a community that WAK never even cared about. It couldn't be any worse. Not even ritalin helped him get through it.

But abc did learn these important rules from WAK:

  • Aim for the impossible
  • Don't limit your fun
  • Don't enjoy things only in this virtual world

In other words, try to find fun outside the community. Abc could use this to become the superhero that WAK was

over 9 years

abc says

sorry im kinda busy. got a summer job and girlfriend is annoyed because im not spending enough time with them


thanks for the trophies buddy.
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Lol you have a girlfriend?
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sorry im kinda busy. got a summer job and girlfriend is annoyed because im not spending enough time with them
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ask abc
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hey Becomeclear wanna cheat next round with me?
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; ) ; )
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#stilltheking
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Note says

#StillTheKing

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cool story
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#StillTheKing
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bump in honor of rednose day
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Poor OP
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ironically the op is now a banned user
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Satan says

new drinking game, drink every time "The" mentions one of his scripts he has made.

freakin' nerd


that game is called "die of alcohol poisoning"
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#stilltheking
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Abc is the only one that can save us from corrupt mods
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#stilltheking
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Glad to see you around
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hey brett
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#stilltheking
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#stilltheking
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#stilltheking
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lol i get it
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I am definitely morally superior than Satan