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originally i was gonna make a pastebin with the words "yelp is cheating" but i actually dont know who yelp is and wanna get on their good side before i backstab them. help a gay out

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Blister says


Author says

Yelp is an average player who will lose more games in the future and will end up with 0 Trophies, period.


how does it feel i guessed ur identity based on the account ur in EM love with


How does it feel that you're the last person to know my main account?
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Author says

Yelp is an average player who will lose more games in the future and will end up with 0 Trophies, period.


how does it feel i guessed ur identity based on the account ur in EM love with
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I'm good at posting in this topic.
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twist says

Their all the sam ... all the anime.


Let me fix this for you: They're all the same, all the anime.
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twist says

Their all the sam ... all the anime.


Once an anime, always an anime, twist.
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Their all the sam ... all the anime.
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trikmastatak says

textbook voting by a textbook player +1 for you


Thank you kind sir, I try my best.
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Nattatatalie says


Dreamquakes says


Blister says

ok let's do this yelp is married to pirouette which im gonna assume is a charley alt since the comment on that profile is upvoted by charley and age/location similar

charley doesnt have any female friends that are good at maf (sorry arianna) so we can safely say yelp is actually a dude

fake weeb is fake noone with actual taste uses a dangan ronpa avatar plus the japanese is slightly off

so far we got: male, fake weeb, pretty good at maf based on their playstyle. ok i don't know


Something to take into consideration while we're discussing their identity: yelp switches between lowercase, careless typing style to proper typing style from one minute to another, in the same day during games. I think this could mean they're forcing themselves to type in one way and then end up slipping into the other one accidentally.


To be fair, some people genuinely do have a variable typing style.


That might be the case, but like I said, it's something to take into consideration. Plus, if that's the case, you can check players who type like that.
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trikmastatak says

is soda actually still so textbook mad that he's gonna go into every thread i post in to downvote all of my text based textbook posts


soda is a shameless silent negger.
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textbook voting by a textbook player +1 for you
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trikmastatak says

is soda actually still so textbook mad that he's gonna go into every thread i post in to downvote all of my text based textbook posts


Downvoted.
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is soda actually still so textbook mad that he's gonna go into every thread i post in to downvote all of my text based textbook posts
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Yelp is an average player who will lose more games in the future and will end up with 0 Trophies, period.
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I personally think they're just an (above?) average player who's getting lucky. Nothing screams banned user to me but who knows. I think their round record will even out
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Dreamquakes says


Blister says

ok let's do this yelp is married to pirouette which im gonna assume is a charley alt since the comment on that profile is upvoted by charley and age/location similar

charley doesnt have any female friends that are good at maf (sorry arianna) so we can safely say yelp is actually a dude

fake weeb is fake noone with actual taste uses a dangan ronpa avatar plus the japanese is slightly off

so far we got: male, fake weeb, pretty good at maf based on their playstyle. ok i don't know


Something to take into consideration while we're discussing their identity: yelp switches between lowercase, careless typing style to proper typing style from one minute to another, in the same day during games. I think this could mean they're forcing themselves to type in one way and then end up slipping into the other one accidentally.


To be fair, some people genuinely do have a variable typing style.
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Blister says

ok let's do this yelp is married to pirouette which im gonna assume is a charley alt since the comment on that profile is upvoted by charley and age/location similar

charley doesnt have any female friends that are good at maf (sorry arianna) so we can safely say yelp is actually a dude

fake weeb is fake noone with actual taste uses a dangan ronpa avatar plus the japanese is slightly off

so far we got: male, fake weeb, pretty good at maf based on their playstyle. ok i don't know


Something to take into consideration while we're discussing their identity: yelp switches between lowercase, careless typing style to proper typing style from one minute to another, in the same day during games. I think this could mean they're forcing themselves to type in one way and then end up slipping into the other one accidentally.
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i thought this was a topic about the restaurant review website
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yelp has ventured into survivor lobby, so that eliminates like 75% of the userbase
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Yelp is mafia.
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yelp is too cocky ability-wise to be cheating. See gy and post game in https://epicmafia.com/game/4439217
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sorry that was anticlimatic. my shot in the dark guess is rednose
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ok let's do this yelp is married to pirouette which im gonna assume is a charley alt since the comment on that profile is upvoted by charley and age/location similar

charley doesnt have any female friends that are good at maf (sorry arianna) so we can safely say yelp is actually a dude

fake weeb is fake noone with actual taste uses a dangan ronpa avatar plus the japanese is slightly off

so far we got: male, fake weeb, pretty good at maf based on their playstyle. ok i don't know
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yelp lost a game. they officially aren't cheating.
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its 7:30 so i expect AT LEAST 5 pages in the next hour and a half