rutab says

Seeing my roommate totally drunk and moronic makes me never want to try it

your roommates dont know how to enjoy themselves.

I must maintain my sobriety to keep my scumhunting skills sharp, u guys gotta know your priorities

Seeing my roommate totally drunk and moronic makes me never want to try it

I too have never drank alcohol.

Back to prohibition, I say! They are giving the factory workers 9 bottles of wine a day as part of their pay! They are keeping the labor class dull witted and complacent!

No, there are children on this site.

Alcohol is for degenerates who hate life

Hahahah