lol alcohol is literally satan. I would never let it touch me.

I think he is referring to drugs.

What's the limit to almost everything?

Yeah, breathing is a pain. I've been doing that my whole life. Like. For real.

I'll try almost everything at least once.

I recommend you don't breathe either.

ClaireRedfield says

Never drank and don't think I ever will

i recommend never doing things either. that's how you learn the most about yourself, by not doing things.

Never drank and don't think I ever will

I drink weed from the bosoms of women

Im aware. I'm not much of a story teller. I'm in moment person. ^^ I prefer having fun then telling stories.

never drank mother's milk

Your drunk stories are boring.

I got drunk stories for days.

Im class clown mate. Ill be normal when life is normal.

The joke's on you.

you're missing out m8

posts

You posted what on em?

the one time i got drunk, i posted on epicmafia

fuuuuck, you win.

i didnt do the dishes when my mom asked me to

Sonrio, let's hear some of yours. I got tons more.

youre getting beat by a 15 year old

I love drinking. o:

Jump off roofs.
Got nipples pierced 4 times.
Lit off Co2
Been powerslammed into ping pong table.
Punched Bouncer
Went to ER
In coma
Went simming :3
Fought signs ._.
Tried jumping over fence, face planted o.x
blarg drinking is fun.