I was talking about tattoos. Talking about my family was incidental.

lol dude ur here talking about ur family and stories and such then i come and ask if u have pets and u act like im being a weirdo

Uh, yes?

sirius do you have any pets?

He's a real idiot too.

It's basically taking a blood sample.

My other cousin - a dude this time - got this tattoo of an angel on his bicep, and which looks a pretty cool tattoo in fairness, with 'Saved From Above' or something written over it ... But then he goes and gets this really intricate tattoo of the Virgin Mary right below it, and she's absolutely hideous in comparison to the angel, and now he's paying an absolute fortune to get it lazered off, lol... Careful with that juxtaposition, dudes.

Probably, to be honest.

tattoos that are visible in the workplace are more taboo than incest

You know why girls wear their hair and fingernails long and walk around in unbalanced af shoes and whatever? It's not just fashion. Instead it's kinda like me carving my name into my arm: to own one's circumstances or whatever (only I am a badass male)... It's to own feminine fragility. That's what most tattoos are going to end up as, I'd say. Ridiculous attempts at conquering nonsense.

Women ... lol.

My cousin got this dumbass tattoo recently of a bird breaking out of a cage. She has a bunch of overbearing brothers and cousins and whatever I guess (I'm one of them, to be honest). Anyway, so she broke out of her cage, thinking she was going moving to Dubai and a whole load of other dumb sh, and now she's just an idiot with a rather hideous tattoo and no self-confidence whatsoever. Fairly sure that tattoo only serves as self-mockery. I mean not that tattoos can't be cool and all though ...

Obviously it hurts.

I'm not asking people if they agree or not I ALREADY KNOW I LIKE THEM. Im asking how much it hurts LOL

No I don't Anna!!!

I dont like hip :( i think small back of the neck tattoos are cute

Anna says

I bet you also find this attractive you sick !

Can this guy like not hold his breath under water now or something? Idiot.

I also wouldn't give a f' as an employer if someone had a tattoo. I'm just saying for your own sake.

I know people with dumbass tattoos, who surely regret them.

Don't get a neck tattooo ewwww, get something on your hips ;p

I bet you also find this attractive you sick !

yeah like im pretty sure if im qualified, a small neck tattoo wont matter
especially nowadays

what kind of jobs are you applying to where a neck tattoo would cost you it?

You can always cover tattoos with makeup if need be. This is 2015, people.

alexicon says

I can conceal the back of my neck with my hair

And beloved... ouuuuchhhh

some jobs will require you to have your hair up and whilst a pony tail might conceal some of it, if it can be seen when your hair moves to the side or smth, it might cost you a job opportunity

you're all a bunch of prudes

tattoos are regrets that other people can see