Alright Main Lobby, I've got an issue on my hands, kinda like a Romeo and Juliet situation, except i am not handsome nor a 500 year old wreck of a play.

As you probably imagined, i'm not popular in the practical sense, but i do have friends and i think most people like me because i resemble the one, the only, Michael Cera.

I like this one really popular girl who is in my preschool class, but people would laugh at me if we go out, and she'd probably reject me anyways. We're pretty close friends, I gave her a juice box yesterday at lunch. I'm in love!

There's an issue, however. I don't want people to have a different perception of me as a person because I am going out with her.

Updates:

My friend Josh turned out to have a crush on her. What do I do to not hurt his feelings?

Her best friend Michelle hates me with a firey passion. What do I do with her?

How do I do the sex?

> PLEASE HELP ME