This professor said there was a guide on how to annotate sources for her class in the syllabus and the longer I stare emptily at this syllabus, the more sure I am she's a sadistic lying bich.

Peta says

It's 2015 and I still get mad reading things said by Goodbar.

grow up!

Goodbar says

Peta says

It's 2015 and I still get mad reading things said by Goodbar.

grow up!

Grow, in general!

Peta says

It's 2015 and I still get mad reading things said by Goodbar.

grow up!

It's 2015 and I still get mad reading things said by Goodbar.

You are menconium.

noun MEDICINE
the dark green substance forming the first feces of a newborn infant.

i was just insulted, on the internet. it's time to roll up my e-sleeves and ready myself for a never-ending bout of

'ur lame'

'no u'

'ur avatar isn't cropped right'

'nah, frick u to heck'

Renaldo says

dear diary,

today ruled! i went to class, sat only 3 seats away from a really cute girl. she almost looked in my direction at one point. I got a B- on my calc II quiz, but that's before the sick curve. Everyone sucks at calc II, right, diary? Anyway, after that I met up with Bert and the gang and we had some chicken finger subs. Bert's always bragging about the girl he "slayed" last weekend. He swears that LaBatt is the elixir that makes him great in bed, I'd love to try sometime!

I had a lot of fun talking to my cool friends and will not resign to a night of casual mafia. Maybe the cute girl from class plays. Maybe she has a cute anime avatar to go with it. I hope one day we can maybe go out sometime.

Thanks for listening to me journal. I'm looking forward to getting labor day off and getting drunk in the dorm with some of the guys on the floor. Should be wild!

Yours,

Dan

these were never funny, go back to the old you

dear diary,

today ruled! i went to class, sat only 3 seats away from a really cute girl. she almost looked in my direction at one point. I got a B- on my calc II quiz, but that's before the sick curve. Everyone sucks at calc II, right, diary? Anyway, after that I met up with Bert and the gang and we had some chicken finger subs. Bert's always bragging about the girl he "slayed" last weekend. He swears that LaBatt is the elixir that makes him great in bed, I'd love to try sometime!

I had a lot of fun talking to my cool friends and will now resign to a night of casual mafia. Maybe the cute girl from class plays. Maybe she has a cute anime avatar to go with it. I hope one day we can maybe go out sometime.

Thanks for listening to me journal. I'm looking forward to getting labor day off and getting drunk in the dorm with some of the guys on the floor. Should be wild! Oh woops, table's about to fill, see you later.

Yours,

Dan

dear diary,

today ruled! i went to class, sat only 3 seats away from a really cute girl. she almost looked in my direction at one point. I got a B- on my calc II quiz, but that's before the sick curve. Everyone sucks at calc II, right, diary? Anyway, after that I met up with Bert and the gang and we had some chicken finger subs. Bert's always bragging about the girl he "slayed" last weekend. He swears that LaBatt is the elixir that makes him great in bed, I'd love to try sometime!

I had a lot of fun talking to my cool friends and will not resign to a night of casual mafia. Maybe the cute girl from class plays. Maybe she has a cute anime avatar to go with it. I hope one day we can maybe go out sometime.

Thanks for listening to me journal. I'm looking forward to getting labor day off and getting drunk in the dorm with some of the guys on the floor. Should be wild!

Yours,

Dan