Epicmafia

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that dude was a solipsist, matthelders. god and government are synonymous in solipsists' minds (see: conservative christians)

MattHelders

almost 11 years

and I said "I thought you said you were from another city"

MattHelders

almost 11 years

and he said "well I voted for him, he should help me"

MattHelders

almost 11 years

and i was like "dude what does the mayor have to do with this"

MattHelders

almost 11 years

he was like "yeah man, i'm from another city and have been living on the streets, havent showered in 15 days and havent eaten anything for the past 24h, my wife left me and then I got sick, and then my wife died"

Peta

almost 11 years

MattHelders says

a homeless guy came into my office today and asked to speak with the mayor.

They never sent him thru to me ...

MattHelders

almost 11 years

a homeless guy came into my office today and asked to speak with the mayor.

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Should of asked the man why he didnt decide to go to the VA hospital peta

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sup brownpimp, how's life dude

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brownpimp007 says

hi

I love you

MattHelders

almost 11 years

shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Peta

almost 11 years

Bigpock says

Oh i read that story yesterday, it still sucks

You're the one who decided it must be fantastic, not me!! It was really weird though.

brownpimp007

almost 11 years

Peta

almost 11 years

MattHelders says

Peta says

Peta says

Anyway, it's been a pretty wild ride. I woke up around 3:30 a.m. on Tuesday and my eye hurt so much that I drove half-blind to the emergency room and checked in. And while I was sitting in my little pseudo-cubicle, where a robotic registration desk employee collected basic information from me, a guy came in and entered the pseudo-cubicle next to mine and started talking about how he was a war veteran with PTSD with suicidal thoughts and he'd already tried hanging himself. And I was sitting there with my lil inflamed eye feeling like the biggest crybaby in the world. Away from me, suicidal PTSD-suffering war vets!!

is this real

Yes.

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Oh i read that story yesterday, it still sucks

deletedalmost 11 years

wow peta ruined my joke

MattHelders

almost 11 years

Peta says

Peta says

Anyway, it's been a pretty wild ride. I woke up around 3:30 a.m. on Tuesday and my eye hurt so much that I drove half-blind to the emergency room and checked in. And while I was sitting in my little pseudo-cubicle, where a robotic registration desk employee collected basic information from me, a guy came in and entered the pseudo-cubicle next to mine and started talking about how he was a war veteran with PTSD with suicidal thoughts and he'd already tried hanging himself. And I was sitting there with my lil inflamed eye feeling like the biggest crybaby in the world. Away from me, suicidal PTSD-suffering war vets!!

is this real

Peta

almost 11 years

Peta says

Peta says

Anyway, it's been a pretty wild ride. I woke up around 3:30 a.m. on Tuesday and my eye hurt so much that I drove half-blind to the emergency room and checked in. And while I was sitting in my little pseudo-cubicle, where a robotic registration desk employee collected basic information from me, a guy came in and entered the pseudo-cubicle next to mine and started talking about how he was a war veteran with PTSD with suicidal thoughts and he'd already tried hanging himself. And I was sitting there with my lil inflamed eye feeling like the biggest crybaby in the world. Away from me, suicidal PTSD-suffering war vets!!

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Bigpock says

Bigpock says

Quote the story for me

I missed it, and im sure its fantastic

Peta

almost 11 years

Peta says

Anyway, it's been a pretty wild ride. I woke up around 3:30 a.m. on Tuesday and my eye hurt so much that I drove half-blind to the emergency room and checked in. And while I was sitting in my little pseudo-cubicle, where a robotic registration desk employee collected basic information from me, a guy came in and entered the pseudo-cubicle next to mine and started talking about how he was a war veteran with PTSD with suicidal thoughts and he'd already tried hanging himself. And I was sitting there with my lil inflamed eye feeling like the biggest crybaby in the world. Away from me, suicidal PTSD-suffering war vets!!

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Bigpock says

Quote the story for me

I missed it, and im sure its fantastic

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we are lilin, i got ur back, dw

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solipsism is scary so i just wish we're all in this together

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solipsism is correct btw, then u carve ur loved ones out of solipsism if u have a heart

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u kinda did tho

Hey