Too nice for her own good

that's one blister i'd never pop

is not very intelligent

is such a kissup that she turned a roast thread into a compliment thread

burns so bright and beautiful that it's incomprehensible

probably wears sketchers that don't light up

drinks his and likes it

touched herself during happy feet

Really shakes their laffy taffy.

how insecure do you have to be that naming yourself after the entire goddamn UNIVERSE is the only way you can compensate for it

subtract the dr from the name and it basically sums up his personality

needs epicmafia to validate his life

is dumb

Makes internet memes his priority

is actually a human in a penguin suit

Gets killed in every MFK.

circle jerked so hard his wrist fell off

literally got a medical licence in studying pee pee

Doesn't have a medical licence

Doesn't have a medical licence

got his medical license from the back of a cereal box

flicks the bean to penguins

Eddyward? More like Eddyturd.

Is jealous of catbug

Jerks off to catbug